Satanism is Bullshit, Satanism doesn't exist, Satanism Is caca, Satanism is ew, Satanism is fucking useless, Satanism is wrong, Satanism is bad, Satanism is ugly, Satanism is Cringe, Satanism is L, Satanism is dung, Satanism dirt. SATANISM ISN'T FUCKING REAL
If you're a Satanists and think i'm being a Bitch, You can go and kiss your leaders ass. Turn to God and Repent it's not to Late.. He is All-Forgiving. Satan is evil and will make you suffer in hell anyway. For my non-satanists friends, lets hope that Satanism will end and that all Satanists will come to their senses.
You still think i'm being a bitch? Go Keys without the e
If you're a Satanists and think i'm being a Bitch, You can go and kiss your leaders ass. Turn to God and Repent it's not to Late.. He is All-Forgiving. Satan is evil and will make you suffer in hell anyway. For my non-satanists friends, lets hope that Satanism will end and that all Satanists will come to their senses.
You still think i'm being a bitch? Go Keys without the e
Satanist: I love Satan! He was there for me and he keeps me safe :)
Non-Satanist: Shut up, Jesus was there for us and is the reason that we are here.
Satanist: No he wasn't
Non-Satanist: Go to Church, Repent and Cleanse yourself with Holy Water
Satanist: No >:)
Non-Satanist: Read the Holy Books and you will Understand. Satanism is Bull.
Satanist: NO
Non-Satanist: Go keys without the e
Satanist: I want to be with Satan anyway *khs*
Satanist: SATAN <33 THANK YOU FOR EVERYT-
Satan: *makes eternal suffering for Satanist*
Non-Satanist: Shut up, Jesus was there for us and is the reason that we are here.
Satanist: No he wasn't
Non-Satanist: Go to Church, Repent and Cleanse yourself with Holy Water
Satanist: No >:)
Non-Satanist: Read the Holy Books and you will Understand. Satanism is Bull.
Satanist: NO
Non-Satanist: Go keys without the e
Satanist: I want to be with Satan anyway *khs*
Satanist: SATAN <33 THANK YOU FOR EVERYT-
Satan: *makes eternal suffering for Satanist*
by Funtime Ennard October 10, 2023
Satanism is weird, cringe, wrong, bad, discusting, ugly, useless, satire, ew, L, shit, bullshit, caca, poop, crap, the wrong path, the worst mistake of your life (if you convert), Loser cult, Kunts, dung, dirt, unholy and everything evil.
Satanists shall never be forgived. Your following the wrong god and you don't know what you're doing. Satan doesn't love you, doesn't care about you, misleading you and etc. SATANISM IS A TRICK. There is No "sAtAn-kun" or "sAtAn-chan" or any of that bullshit.
If you're a Satanist and think that i'm a bitch for saying the truth, Go kiss your leaders ass and go cry about it. Go suck his ballz and I hope you get rejected. It's never to late to Turn to God.. i'm not talking about Satan, I'm not talking about You but i'm talking about the JESUS/ALLAH God. Go to a Holy Place, Repent and cleanse yourself with Holy Water.
You still think i'm a bitch? Go Keys without the e and you will see what I mean when you get thrown into hell. God created you and you turn away and follow the wrong path.. how selfish..
To all Satanists: Either hang yourself or Follow the Right Path.
Satanists shall never be forgived. Your following the wrong god and you don't know what you're doing. Satan doesn't love you, doesn't care about you, misleading you and etc. SATANISM IS A TRICK. There is No "sAtAn-kun" or "sAtAn-chan" or any of that bullshit.
If you're a Satanist and think that i'm a bitch for saying the truth, Go kiss your leaders ass and go cry about it. Go suck his ballz and I hope you get rejected. It's never to late to Turn to God.. i'm not talking about Satan, I'm not talking about You but i'm talking about the JESUS/ALLAH God. Go to a Holy Place, Repent and cleanse yourself with Holy Water.
You still think i'm a bitch? Go Keys without the e and you will see what I mean when you get thrown into hell. God created you and you turn away and follow the wrong path.. how selfish..
To all Satanists: Either hang yourself or Follow the Right Path.
Satanists: I love Satan-Senpai! He makes me happy and he loves me.
Non-Satanists: Satan didn't create you, he doesn't love you and he isn't your "senpai"
Satanists: Your wrong your embarassing yourslef
Non-Satanists: Satanism isn't real you dumbasses, Whatever religion you had before become a Satanists, Go convert back.
Satanists: No >:)
Non-Satanists: Satan can't save you from anything.
Satanists: yes he can >w<
Non-Satanists: He couldn't save himself so why do you think he is gonna save you?
Satanists: ...
Non-Satanists: That's what I thought, Now go repent to God.
Non-Satanists: Satan didn't create you, he doesn't love you and he isn't your "senpai"
Satanists: Your wrong your embarassing yourslef
Non-Satanists: Satanism isn't real you dumbasses, Whatever religion you had before become a Satanists, Go convert back.
Satanists: No >:)
Non-Satanists: Satan can't save you from anything.
Satanists: yes he can >w<
Non-Satanists: He couldn't save himself so why do you think he is gonna save you?
Satanists: ...
Non-Satanists: That's what I thought, Now go repent to God.
by Funtime Ennard October 10, 2023
Satanism is comonly thought to be one who worships the devil wich is quite wrong because that would be called a Luciferrian now a Satanist is someone who only believes in themselve they believe in there own religon they believe in pleasing themselves " self indulgece" wich to most people is considered one of the 7 deadly sins But Once again a Satanist is not someone who worships the devil
"Dumb Bitch" Omg she is sucha Satanist
"Meh" umm no.......... She's Catholic
"Dumb Bitch" but she wears soo much black
"Meh" Omg.....? i hate u.....
"Meh" umm no.......... She's Catholic
"Dumb Bitch" but she wears soo much black
"Meh" Omg.....? i hate u.....
by Jazy December 28, 2004
Apparently they come in several varieties but here are two such varieties:
Narcissistic,self-worshiping,atheistic,social darwinists who embrace hedonism and espouse anti-Christian ideals but deny the existence of any god or gods and even deny the existence of their namesake Satan.
Then there are some Satanists who do admit that god exists but they openly serve Satan instead whom they admit exists.
Narcissistic,self-worshiping,atheistic,social darwinists who embrace hedonism and espouse anti-Christian ideals but deny the existence of any god or gods and even deny the existence of their namesake Satan.
Then there are some Satanists who do admit that god exists but they openly serve Satan instead whom they admit exists.
by Satan is a bastard.He's the shit on Hitler's testicles.Fuck OFF! February 28, 2005
Satanism is ideological bullshit. There are two types of Satanism which are both equally bullshit:
Atheistic Satanism: Comprised of edgy atheists who ignorantly think their inherently selfish ideology is superior to all other ideologies. This form of Satanism teaches that one should worship themselves and give in to all carnal pleasures. LaVeyan Satanism is this type of Satanism which also teaches its adherents to believe in superstitious magic in the seventh rule of of its "11 Satanic Rules" that they teach.
The eighth rule declares that they shouldn't complain or cry over things "they needn't subject themselves to" like definitions such as this one. Yet like hypocrites, these atheist Satanists are constantly found on social media crying about Christianity which has no impact on their life and does more beneficial things for humanity than their ideology which in the 1st rule tells them not to preach their foolish opinions (like they do everywhere) "unless asked" and in the 11th, tells them to "destroy" anyone who bothers them.
All atheistic Satanists will also get triggered over people claiming they worship Satan despite the name of their cult originating from exactly that. Worship of the devil. Atheistic Satan Churches function similar to Scientology in that regular donations are required to ascend with ex-members being subjected to harassment and witch hunts by current members as LaVey's own daughter testified to when she left the Church of Satan.
Atheistic Satanism: Comprised of edgy atheists who ignorantly think their inherently selfish ideology is superior to all other ideologies. This form of Satanism teaches that one should worship themselves and give in to all carnal pleasures. LaVeyan Satanism is this type of Satanism which also teaches its adherents to believe in superstitious magic in the seventh rule of of its "11 Satanic Rules" that they teach.
The eighth rule declares that they shouldn't complain or cry over things "they needn't subject themselves to" like definitions such as this one. Yet like hypocrites, these atheist Satanists are constantly found on social media crying about Christianity which has no impact on their life and does more beneficial things for humanity than their ideology which in the 1st rule tells them not to preach their foolish opinions (like they do everywhere) "unless asked" and in the 11th, tells them to "destroy" anyone who bothers them.
All atheistic Satanists will also get triggered over people claiming they worship Satan despite the name of their cult originating from exactly that. Worship of the devil. Atheistic Satan Churches function similar to Scientology in that regular donations are required to ascend with ex-members being subjected to harassment and witch hunts by current members as LaVey's own daughter testified to when she left the Church of Satan.
The second form of Satanism is Theistic Satanism like The Order of Nine Angels which does worship the devil, operates in secrecy and allegedly practice human sacrifices by their own claims. The one thing it has in common with atheistic Satanism is that it also teaches one to give into their addictions and carnal lusts.
All forms of Satanism are bullshit and are mere cults. Atheistic Satanism is just an extension of atheist stupidity and rebellion against religion while Theistic Satanism is comprised of those who genuinely worship and believe in the Devil.
All forms of Satanism are bullshit and are mere cults. Atheistic Satanism is just an extension of atheist stupidity and rebellion against religion while Theistic Satanism is comprised of those who genuinely worship and believe in the Devil.
by Teacher of Truth August 05, 2018
by ScienceBurt January 20, 2020
Satanism is totally found to be wrong but it does not mean that some satanist is going to burn the church, kill animals or children, or perform a sconce. Its believed that Satan in greek is Hades lord of the sinners, undead, the underworld, fallen and also brother of Zeus aka Jesus which shows to many its possible they are brothers just they don't like each others ways.
Satan is found to have swept Pershepone off her feet and woe her and she became goddess of the afterlife or dead left behind but she also had three daughters. Named Artemistrea who is the goddess princess of those ghosts wandered the land of Sihde or land of undead and will turn any who do not obey her into stone, Esemera the youngest is the coldest, harshest, meanest, most wicked daughter and is the winged warrior that will throw scurging balls of fire and pain inflicting sores and ripping of the flesh those condemed in hell and does not take a sorry, Estwe Serini is the most beautiful some say she is the real white witch or winters angel with the power of winter, water, fire, and healing, prayer, song, & charm she makes the fallen themselves go to rest, she has the scent of a sea of flowers which tends to lead angels into her traps and she is the guarder of the children of hell she is known to be much like Pershepone to not cause pain she is proberly the sweetest out of all in She'Ol, but she was scent to earth to find a mortal man to love since she said no to the demons and had struck many immortal gods to grief. Artemistrea is known to cause war in men, affairs, and conflict with deaths punishment she is also a spreader of horrible deaths she is known to be a soul stealer. Esemera is known to spread sickness upon the living and debt but with the ability to travel between worlds she causes lots of damage, Estwe Serini is to wander among ghosts stuck behind and if she where to be among the living children are known to be attracted to her and that she would do good but deep down she likes to be in a fuss with the good ones. Satan also does not tell of where exactly his entery is or if there is one or the greeks never mentioned he was a father, or that Pershepone had a mortal sister who was turned immortal named Jarleena meaning disturbance of dreams who causes nightmares and untold stories within children, or which both Mother Nature and the Spirit of Death are workers for both sides good and evil.
Hell is to have nine levels each one with a specific punishment. The higher levels are wear flesh is ripped, the most fowel smells, and smoldering inflicts of pain. The Lowest said to be very cold, some lose the memory, some can't feel the pain only sorrow, or that those idoling their eyes are ripped out and eaten and their heads are turned and sewed on backwards according to Dante. There are five rivers (Acheron, Stynx, Lethe, Eridanos, Phlegethon) And woe is to be a lake of pure coldness that sadness is to be cold.
Halloween is said to be the birthday of Satan but really Hallow means empty referring to the Hallow's Eve means Eve taking from the tree of knowledge making sin enter man and that therefore the day of darkness which foretells that the Garden of Eden was banished and Adam and Eve left the Garden
Note: This is partially stories passed down or belifs told by others. Its your mind to think its fake or true.
Satan is found to have swept Pershepone off her feet and woe her and she became goddess of the afterlife or dead left behind but she also had three daughters. Named Artemistrea who is the goddess princess of those ghosts wandered the land of Sihde or land of undead and will turn any who do not obey her into stone, Esemera the youngest is the coldest, harshest, meanest, most wicked daughter and is the winged warrior that will throw scurging balls of fire and pain inflicting sores and ripping of the flesh those condemed in hell and does not take a sorry, Estwe Serini is the most beautiful some say she is the real white witch or winters angel with the power of winter, water, fire, and healing, prayer, song, & charm she makes the fallen themselves go to rest, she has the scent of a sea of flowers which tends to lead angels into her traps and she is the guarder of the children of hell she is known to be much like Pershepone to not cause pain she is proberly the sweetest out of all in She'Ol, but she was scent to earth to find a mortal man to love since she said no to the demons and had struck many immortal gods to grief. Artemistrea is known to cause war in men, affairs, and conflict with deaths punishment she is also a spreader of horrible deaths she is known to be a soul stealer. Esemera is known to spread sickness upon the living and debt but with the ability to travel between worlds she causes lots of damage, Estwe Serini is to wander among ghosts stuck behind and if she where to be among the living children are known to be attracted to her and that she would do good but deep down she likes to be in a fuss with the good ones. Satan also does not tell of where exactly his entery is or if there is one or the greeks never mentioned he was a father, or that Pershepone had a mortal sister who was turned immortal named Jarleena meaning disturbance of dreams who causes nightmares and untold stories within children, or which both Mother Nature and the Spirit of Death are workers for both sides good and evil.
Hell is to have nine levels each one with a specific punishment. The higher levels are wear flesh is ripped, the most fowel smells, and smoldering inflicts of pain. The Lowest said to be very cold, some lose the memory, some can't feel the pain only sorrow, or that those idoling their eyes are ripped out and eaten and their heads are turned and sewed on backwards according to Dante. There are five rivers (Acheron, Stynx, Lethe, Eridanos, Phlegethon) And woe is to be a lake of pure coldness that sadness is to be cold.
Halloween is said to be the birthday of Satan but really Hallow means empty referring to the Hallow's Eve means Eve taking from the tree of knowledge making sin enter man and that therefore the day of darkness which foretells that the Garden of Eden was banished and Adam and Eve left the Garden
Note: This is partially stories passed down or belifs told by others. Its your mind to think its fake or true.
by Waverly hills angel August 15, 2007