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Smudge muffin

A term used to describe someone who loves eating vagina!
Hey did you hear? That Tommy is a total smudge muffin!
by Hom2436 January 24, 2018
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butt smudge

The crusty brown material that gets transferred to the rear of the toilet seat or underwear, resulting from the accumulation of fecal matter at the top of an unclean, too-far-rear-wiping person's ass crack.
I almost sat in the hefty butt smudge that you left on the seat!
by Etch August 17, 2006
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greek smudge

brown poo stains left in the toilet after a dinner of hearty greek food. they may take several flushes before they begin to fade away.
"Bill ate greek food last night and greek smudged his tiolet to hell."
by MyBigFatGreekSmudger April 9, 2009
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smudgybrute

the deep, dark, wet farts that stain your underwear after eating a man-which
after a night of drinking brewhouse and eating man-whiches, Jay laughed so hard a smudgybrute escaped him.
the following day he explained in detail what a brute that smudge was to get out
by sgt.cameltoe January 20, 2011
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smcd

Short for "suck my cock dude".
Used when responding against someone else's shitty opinion.
Person A: "I don't think Person C is going to win the election."
Person B: "Uhh... smcd"

Person A: "This food is terrible."
Person B: "How about you smcd?"

Person A: "Only faggots wear green hats."
Person B: "I wear them all the time smcd"

Person A: "Wow, you're terrible at video games."
Person B: "smcd"
by A Sexy Big Guy August 19, 2016
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Smuck Teams

An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.
"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."
by Tom May 15, 2004
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smunderling

A smelly co-worker that works under you, so you can complain about it in a humorous way.
How about wearing a t-shirt with a science guy on it that says "YOU-REEK-A" ? ... Good luck with your smunderling!

-Strong Bad
by John LF May 22, 2007
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