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To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.
Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.
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when you rub your hand on your pussy or ass and then rub your hand in your partner's face
my boyfriend was getting on my nerves so i smudged him
Smudged by haynbowla July 20, 2010
To get masterbated by a ghost or spirit, especially in a new or haunted house.
Before we burn some sage to clear out the spirits, let's spend a night here first, I'd love to get smudged by a ghost, they have really soft hands.
Smudged by seattle-brcac June 7, 2018
To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.
Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.

Smudged Crossword 

A particularly severe case of aesthetically challenged dental features.
This girl who works in the off licence has got the worst teeth you've ever seen - like a smudged crossword.
Smudged Crossword by theredfella January 25, 2016

Smudged Lipstick 

When a woman gives oral sex to a man after he has pulled his penis out of her vaginia during which she was on her menstrual cycle. Thus giving her what looks like "Smudged Lipstick".
What I did last night, actually. Her period ends up on her face via the man's penis, thus giving her a "Smudged Lipstick". It looks like when a woman had on lipstick buy got "smudged" or "smeared" all over her face.
Smudged Lipstick by Jason Dequis January 13, 2009

Smudged eyebrow 

Something is up no one is making fun of my smudged eyebrow đŸ¤¬
Smudged eyebrowđŸ’€â˜ 
Smudged eyebrow by mennäperille December 10, 2019
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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