Republican

Conservative, right-winged devout Christians, all Southerners except one Southerner educated and smart enough, is usually a Baptist, that has a fascist lock on how this country should be absolute Christian run, because they think it will make it perfect and please God, even though they know how good they have it, and they're in denial because they know religion sucks, and they love secularism, but they think they'll get some afterlife by pleasing God, so they keep it to themselves. They think as long as it pleases God, it should be able to be voted in, which is extremely fascist and dangerous to the constitution's secularism. The News station of every republican is Fox News. To them, other news stations are lefty and biased. Lefty Liberals may be dangerous, but republicans are just as dangerous. They think people like me who have mental disorders don't need help, and while suffering, we need only 'God'. They believe abortions are wrong because their holy book says so. For constitution's sake, mind you, any party that uses a holy book should be flagged as an abomination. They also favor various other things in the name of their religion, which is an abomination, and disgrace to the constitution & America which was founded to be a FREE & SECULAR country, They've discarded our freedoms so much, they've gotten In God We Trust, and Under God put in as our motto and pledge. Beware of this party. As an Independent myself, I could also write a song and dance for the democrats too.
That mentally disturbed pothead over there goes to church every week because he thinks everything he gets by working hard is given to him by the Christian God, and thinks Fox News and Republicans are the best party and news, unbiased and completely truthful.
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Republican

Rude, Intolerant people who are very closed minded. People who care more about sperm cell then students and minorities.
Hi I'm Karen a mother of 6 who is a proud Republican. Go trump!
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Republican

A US political party that is known for its strong closeted homosexuality and hatred of women, children, the US Constitution, freedom, and justice. They are famous for declaring that government is incapable of functioning well and proving it by being really bad leaders. They are often characterized by being failed businessmen that are baled out by their fathers and by Saudi oil barons. They generally test between 60 and 80 on standardized IQ tests and must therefore wear drool catchers in public. In addition to being gay, not that there is anything wrong with that, they are often paedophiles and enjoy sticking fruits and vegetables into the eye sockets of cute kittens.

See Larry Craig, Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, Mark Foley, Newt Gingrich, and Hitler.
What was the cause of the downfall of American society, the destruction of freedom all over the world, and a 10 fold increase in gas prices over eight years? Republicans.
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Dude, that guys a such a republican. I watched him drink the last Pepsi, but he swears he didn't.
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A simpleton fool known for making stupid mistakes and war. Also, republicans are known for being prideful of crap.
George W. Bush and George Bush are great examples of this.
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One who advocates for violence yet does not participate.
As a Republican, I believe that we should invade all countries that are not like the United States and lay waste to all peoples who do not ascribe to our ideals, but I can't help cuz I got a bum elbow. And I get dizzy if I see blood. Go USA!
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American born without a soul.
The Republican voted against extending unemployment, because he felt it was better to rob the poor to give to the rich.

The Republican believes in the right to life for already aborted stem cells that will never grow into a human being, but supports the death penalty for people who are alive. He believes in supporting life for everyone who is not poor, short, yellow, black, brown, a liberal or an animal. Politically correctly called "Soul-less-Americans" feel no connection to any other living being, but instead use passionate arguments to advance desires for monetary power and control of others.
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