Rapture

The act of saying something is going to happen, even going as far as giving proof, only to have it otherwise.

LOLJK I pulled a Rapture

by baconandbouser June 21, 2011

rapture

The epitome of sexual release, the most intense orgasm; ecstasy.

Katrina's husband Harold was like a rooster...on and off and snoring in three minutes. Katrina was left unsatisfied and pent up with lust and frustration. She had read about interracial couples and went searching for a black man. She found eleven inch Clarence at a bar and they went to a motel. Rapture was hers at last as Clarence took Katrina to heights she never imagined.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

rapture

When the leader of a remote virtual meeting (eg Zoom, Microsoft Teams) randomly moves particpants from one virutal meeting room to another virtual meeting room causing pariticpants to dissappear.

I started seeing the other particpants being raptured, when the Zoom meeting organizer began assigning people to other virtual rooms.

by Philip Gregory December 1, 2022

rapture

near death experience; mocking the doomsday prediction of may 21, 2011

I had a total rapture the other day when I was almost hit by a car.

by justicetoteach November 13, 2011

Rapture

Used to describe any violent act committed against someone for their Christian beliefs. Twist on the word popularly used to describe a purported event occurring at the Second Coming.

My nigga raptured that Bible thumper's ass.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

rapture

A word used to define the legal party pills available over the counter in New Zealand. Rapture provides entertainment for australian tourists who amidst their travels define a rapture king and hail thee. Hail rapture.

We went to betty's liquor store and bought some rapture. Thank's betty, I love and miss you.

by Eisenegger August 23, 2005

Rapture

Latest song and one of best tunes Declan McKenna has released.

Rapture in my head. I keep looking up like I'm already dead.

by UltimateDoge May 2, 2021