Definitions by justicetoteach

rapture 

near death experience; mocking the doomsday prediction of may 21, 2011

I had a total rapture the other day when I was almost hit by a car.

rapture by justicetoteach November 13, 2011

skunk stripe 

when a trail of food or substance that looks like cum is dribbled down the front of your shirt in a striped fashion.

guy: hey, who have you been sucking to get that skunk stripe down the front of your shirt.

girl: that's not cum, it's yogurt that dribbled down my shirt.

skunk stripe by justicetoteach February 5, 2010

elementary 

An adult who uses elementary school slang such as, ''you smelt it, you dealt it." or "I know you are but what am I."

guy: "someone in here farted"
other guy: "you smelt it, you dealt it"
guy: "dude shut up. that's so elementary. what are you still in like the second grade?"

elementary by justicetoteach February 5, 2010