Raptured
Raptured by charleymcpope October 12, 2019
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Raptured
stolen, enticed, a rape of the senses, a good feeling, a state of awesomeness, love, and all the above
Raptured by Holden Megroin December 14, 2009
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Raptured
When you and a group of family members are taking a picture, and your step-uncle sneaks in from behind and bends over you sexually. When the picture is snapped it looks like you and him are having anal in the corner.
Raptured by flaminfunyun October 30, 2011
You've Been Raptured
After Having your way with a girl, she gets up and tells you she has STDs or AIDS
A friend might pop into the room and scream, "You've been Raptured!"
A book falls on your foot in the library
A friend looks at you and says, "You've been raptured!"
A friend might pop into the room and scream, "You've been Raptured!"
A book falls on your foot in the library
A friend looks at you and says, "You've been raptured!"
You've Been Raptured by MeatheadMilitia July 9, 2011
spiritual rapture
spiritus raptus:
1- an expression of passion or ecstacy
2- the overwhelming emotions resulting from a devine or spiritual encounter.
3- a euphoric / mystical state of being
see: Sartre's definition of being, ref: Being and Nothingness c. 1965
4- the final assumption of Christians (oh shit, not another) into heaven
see: End of Day's: but only after Satan routes the internal organs out of the films heroine with his (totally circumsised) disembowling / glass shard spiked, strapped on (or not) man's man tool of an angelic Lardon! see: End of Day's again (sober)
see: The Devil's by Ken Russell (not sober)
Note: SR is not to be associated with, but similar to huffing on nitrogen gas.
don't see: huffing (it's played),
see: nitrogen narcosis weeeeeeeeeee! (to be thoroughly explored)
1- an expression of passion or ecstacy
2- the overwhelming emotions resulting from a devine or spiritual encounter.
3- a euphoric / mystical state of being
see: Sartre's definition of being, ref: Being and Nothingness c. 1965
4- the final assumption of Christians (oh shit, not another) into heaven
see: End of Day's: but only after Satan routes the internal organs out of the films heroine with his (totally circumsised) disembowling / glass shard spiked, strapped on (or not) man's man tool of an angelic Lardon! see: End of Day's again (sober)
see: The Devil's by Ken Russell (not sober)
Note: SR is not to be associated with, but similar to huffing on nitrogen gas.
don't see: huffing (it's played),
see: nitrogen narcosis weeeeeeeeeee! (to be thoroughly explored)
In the preparation of Jesus, Mary had experienced the spiritual rapture in coupling with her boy Joey from Brooklyn. *spiritus raptus my dick, yo!
spiritual rapture by Rono December 12, 2008
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