Measuring device in the study of pornology. Pornometers are primarily used by pornologists to determine how many P (1 Porn = .666667 inches) are in any given pornograph. The pornometer is a long device that is firmly attached to the scrote. Special care should be taken to calibrate it.
"Whoa I just received a pornogram from PetCo."
'Let me whip out my pornometer and appraise that for you'
"No, put that away; there are children here."
'Let me whip out my pornometer and appraise that for you'
"No, put that away; there are children here."
by Costco October 26, 2007
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My grandma called the police when she saw a drunk college student from down the street defiling her prized inflatable Santa Claus. When the Police arrived, they found him passed out holding a Christmas elf. He had apparently sealed the deal with Donner, Prancer, Rudolph's mouth, and Frosty the Snow Man. When questioned, he claimed that he became addicted to Lawn Pornaments after dropping acid while watching a Family Guy marathon.
by tidycat72 December 8, 2009
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Pornographic Christmas tree ornaments depicting beloved seasonal figures in sexual positions, aka SantaBalls
Oh my god, will you look at that pornament! I always suspected Mrs. Claus had a thing for Rudolph and those elves. Now we really know why Rudolph's nose is always so bright at night!
by Springbreaker December 21, 2006
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Specific contests can include (for type 1, porn collections) comparisons of size, deviancy, quality and variety. For type 2 (rival porn stars) contests can include comparisons of size, deviancy, endurance, creativity, flexibility, precision and/or ability to induce a knockout blow.
Specific contests can include (for type 1, porn collections) comparisons of size, deviancy, quality and variety. For type 2 (rival porn stars) contests can include comparisons of size, deviancy, endurance, creativity, flexibility, precision and/or ability to induce a knockout blow.
(1) Ronnie was confident his years of porno collection could beat anyone; therefore he challenged his friends to a pornament.
(2) The rivalry between Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks was so intense it could best be described as a "pornament".
(2) The rivalry between Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks was so intense it could best be described as a "pornament".
by Nick Vino December 24, 2008
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Sorry man, I shut my phone off so I can porncentrate.
Sorry man, I shut my phone off so I can porncentrate.
by Eugene Walnut February 2, 2009
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Person 1) Is that a dildo on your tree?
Person 2) Yup. It's been pornamented.
Person 1) Is that a dildo on your tree?
Person 2) Yup. It's been pornamented.
That tree is pornamented.
by toolong2care January 12, 2015
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