Porncentrate

When viewing porn, you are oblivious to anything going on around you.

Dude, I've been calling you for 30 minutes, why didn't you pick up the phone?
Sorry man, I shut my phone off so I can porncentrate.

by Eugene Walnut February 2, 2009

poncentration

A value representing the mean per-capita pretentiousness and dickheadedness in a given location or community.

I like overpriced coffee as much as the next chap, but I just can't set foot in a Starbucks; the poncentration is high enough to make me physically ill.

by mcsquiggedy November 11, 2010