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Petlar

The pet name for a slash pairing in the fandom Heroes, consisting of Peter Petrelli and Sylar, as played by Milo Ventimiglia and Zachary Quinto. Usually characterized by an intense love/hate relationship and lots of UST, especially involving metaphorical walls and nail guns.
Peter: What are you doing here?
Sylar: I couldn't leave without you.

OR

Shipper 1: This episode is so full of Petlar, it's ridiculous.

Shipper 2: I've seen gay porn less queer than this.
Shipper 1: Seriously.
by lornrocks February 3, 2010
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Petardy

Someone who is extremely dumb and, or has made a bad decision.
Getting extremely drunk last night was a very petardy thing for us to do!
by Loranne May 20, 2009
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Petar

Tall long haired guy who likes to bring his gameboy in school. May seem mean at first but is usually a chill guy.
Petar: Jović je loptast
Jović: *blocks him*
by JorMam April 23, 2021
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petarded

A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean "blown up," in some circumstances.
You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.

Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
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petarded

An acute use of the word Retarded. Retarded to the second power. Pretty Retarded.
"Did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?"

"Yeah, he was petarded!"
by instrumentoffear March 24, 2009
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PETArd

A nasty and insulting word for members of PETA, an animal-rights terrorist organization. They are usually destroying property or protesting at McDonalds.
An idiot PETArd threw paint on my fur coat, so I sued her for over a million dollars and won.
by weirdgirl June 18, 2003
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Petars

The one religious figure that will squeeze and twist everyone’s nipple’s on the night of April 20th.
“Look in the sky!”
“It’s a plane!”
“It’s a bird!”
“It’s-!”
“Petars flying like the lord he is to squeeze and twist nipples!”
by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 26, 2021
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