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Peesturbate

Tommy- When I went to the go to the bathroom I peesturbated bruh!
by dickleberries December 31, 2014
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pasturbate

verb,to preach about God constantly when no one wants to hear it. I was in a chat room and someone was preaching, calling everyone names and stuff all in the name of God. One of the chatters said he was pasturbating again.
Can't Ted do anything but pasturbate?
by storm871 March 18, 2009
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Perturbation

When one masturbates to pornographic material that's extremely perturbing, raunchy, disgusting, or so obscurely erotic that it is hard to consider it "porn".

Perturbation is NOT a synonym to disturbation, which refers to the methodology of masturbation rather than the subject matter.
I was perturbating to A Japanese Woman Fries An Egg And Asks You About Your Day the other day and right after I finished I realized how screwed up it was.

...Then I did it again the next night and came to the same horrible revelation.

Perturbation is so great.
by TheK3vin December 3, 2009
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Perturbation

The act of pleasuring oneself whilst anxious or unsettled.
Unsure of when my French train would actually depart, I tried to kill time, but the best I could manage was a perturbation.
by monkeyinsurgency September 20, 2015
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peesterbate

Pee and use your pee to masterbate
It feels good to peesterbate
by OOOOOOOOOOOOOK January 19, 2014
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Perturbate

To unwanted contact near a general genital area. Annoyingly rubbing or touching the leg close to the groin; or the shoulders and/or stomach near the breasts.
Girl one: Did you see Jim at the party last night? He was all over Cathy!

Girl two: Yeah, and he kept trying to perturbate her; you could tell she didn't like it.
by Wolfwitz February 11, 2010
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Posturbate

On Facebook, persistently attempt to steer threads in a sexual direction; continually make lewd and suggestive comments, regardless of their relevance to the original post or current tone of the thread.
Nancy: Grandma Geriatrician's birthday on Saturday. What do you get for a 90 year old???
Moira: What else could you want or need at that age?
Rhonda: Just wrap up something she already has. She's 90!!!! She won't remember if she had one or not.
Moira: Then re-wrap it and let your brother give it to her, too ... lol!
Keith: I'd like to give you a "pearl necklace" for your birthday.
Nancy: Dude, that doesn't even make sense! Go posturbate somewhere else.
by Baroness Buttercup December 12, 2010
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