To masturbate while peeing
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Get the Peesturbate mug.verb,to preach about God constantly when no one wants to hear it. I was in a chat room and someone was preaching, calling everyone names and stuff all in the name of God. One of the chatters said he was pasturbating again.
by storm871 March 18, 2009
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When one masturbates to pornographic material that's extremely perturbing, raunchy, disgusting, or so obscurely erotic that it is hard to consider it "porn".
Perturbation is NOT a synonym to disturbation, which refers to the methodology of masturbation rather than the subject matter.
Perturbation is NOT a synonym to disturbation, which refers to the methodology of masturbation rather than the subject matter.
I was perturbating to A Japanese Woman Fries An Egg And Asks You About Your Day the other day and right after I finished I realized how screwed up it was.
...Then I did it again the next night and came to the same horrible revelation.
Perturbation is so great.
...Then I did it again the next night and came to the same horrible revelation.
Perturbation is so great.
by TheK3vin December 3, 2009
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Girl one: Did you see Jim at the party last night? He was all over Cathy!
Girl two: Yeah, and he kept trying to perturbate her; you could tell she didn't like it.
Girl two: Yeah, and he kept trying to perturbate her; you could tell she didn't like it.
by Wolfwitz February 11, 2010
Get the Perturbate mug.On Facebook, persistently attempt to steer threads in a sexual direction; continually make lewd and suggestive comments, regardless of their relevance to the original post or current tone of the thread.
Nancy: Grandma Geriatrician's birthday on Saturday. What do you get for a 90 year old???
Moira: What else could you want or need at that age?
Rhonda: Just wrap up something she already has. She's 90!!!! She won't remember if she had one or not.
Moira: Then re-wrap it and let your brother give it to her, too ... lol!
Keith: I'd like to give you a "pearl necklace" for your birthday.
Nancy: Dude, that doesn't even make sense! Go posturbate somewhere else.
Moira: What else could you want or need at that age?
Rhonda: Just wrap up something she already has. She's 90!!!! She won't remember if she had one or not.
Moira: Then re-wrap it and let your brother give it to her, too ... lol!
Keith: I'd like to give you a "pearl necklace" for your birthday.
Nancy: Dude, that doesn't even make sense! Go posturbate somewhere else.
by Baroness Buttercup December 12, 2010
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