vagina pandering

Pandering to anyone and everyone with a vagina. Chick flicks, feminism, oprah, and commercials that tell women how hard it is to be a mom are all vagina pandering. Often it involves flattery, more often it involves a perception of vagina owning people being oppressed. But most often it involves flattering vagina owning people by telling them how strong they are for putting up with oppression. Some men vagina pander to get vagina. Advertisers vagina pander to sell things.

Vagina panderers desperately want women to have bad taste, because then they will buy anything so long as it flatters their ego.

This article is so rife with vagina pandering, i can feel the menstruation spewing out of my nose.

by A "professional" March 23, 2016

phonegingi

green phone person from dialtown

p1: did you see phonegingi?

p2: the weird phone?
p1: yea. that one.

by anonymous March 2, 2021

panousing

a word used to describe the action of creeping or lurking on facebook

I was panousing around on facebook last night and found the grossest picture of Eric's girlfriend

by rawproductions December 7, 2010

Panging

An intense almost painful craving for your favorite food or drink.

I started panging as soon as I pulled into the Dunkin drive through, thought I'd pass out before I got my coffee.

by SputumMan April 16, 2011

Cat Pandering

Using cats or kittens in a YouTube video to get additional views. This strategy first became known in the movie "Funny People."

Mark: How did this get over 700,000 views!?
Leo: Because people love kittens, and it's a way for me to get my comedy out there.
Mark: That's completely unfair, it's just cat pandering.

by montypark October 10, 2009

Shameless Pandering Month

February.

Shameless Pandering Month comes after January.

by Hockey > Soccer September 3, 2010

Phonegingi

a skrunkly little creeetur, once it(he?) puts effort into doing something- everyones problems get fixed???(?) Phonegingi can be found in Directdoggos game, DialTown.

Mayor Mingus: that Phonegingi stole my rug!
Norm: im sure thats just part of his nature or something.
Oliver: I heard hes got gills!

by Krab the piss master August 15, 2022