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paedophile

correct spelling for a man who likes or fantasises of sex with young children. Much like a vampire, he lurks in the night. When a child is struck, that child will itself become a recluse and eventually a paedophile, passing it on to any they strike. The only known cure is a stake though the heart or castration. Must be separated form 'regular' prisoners while in jail for their crimes, otheriwse their life expectancy is about 2 days before they get nonce bashed.
Dude1: A peadophile on msn tried to get me to meet up with him in the park after dark!
Dude2: I got peadophiled once when i was 5. My dad says when i'm older ill turn into one
by Gwando November 9, 2003
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Paedophile

A teacher that likes to take girls time and waste their breaks on talking about irrelevant things, and is also very sexually attracted to her and is usually an adult.

Take the hint sir?
Me: Omg my math teacher is such a paedophile.
Friend: No he isn't

*5 DAYS LATER*
Friend: Nevermind I agree he locked me in his room while pole dancing.
by cheaterfinders April 20, 2019
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Paedophile

Rachelanne Ryan.
She likes children, cause she's a paedophile.
by ledgebag2k11 December 31, 2011
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paedophile

some one whos 18+ that likes boys/girls who are under 16 usally
Maddys new bf is a paedophile because he is 18 and shes 15


Rob
by HxC Br00t4l April 8, 2009
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A person who experiences erotic love for a younger child -- especially one who is sexually immature.
Just because she is a woman and a mother, that doesn't mean she isn't a paedophile.
by Anaya August 31, 2003
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paedophile

An often misused word to refer to both Child-Lovers, and Child-Abusers alike.

In its original meaning, it simply meant to be attracted to children (paedo).

However, this term has been blatantly abused, and now blankets both those who like to make the world a better place for kids, and those who only seek their own desires, at the harm of kids.

The former should not be blamed for what the later should be caught and severely punished for.
A: "Paedophiles are Sick Scum and should die"

B: "But then, who would teach the children's classes, help those unruly, and run children's charities?"

A: "Those who HATE children! Like me"
by anonymous December 12, 2003
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paedophile

One who is sexually attracted to people who are below the
socially or legally accepted age of consent.
It is illegal in many countries for a 15 year old girl to have sex with her 16 year old boyfriend, but perfectly legal for a 16 year old girl to be shagged by her 60 year old uncle.
the law is a joke, and people are fickle and need someone to hate.
Paedophiles are the 21st century scapegoats for everything that goes wrong with people lives. They allow the masses not to take responsinility for bringing up their children. It is much easier to hate and blame someone else for their own fuckups.
I fucked my 15 year old girlfriend. This makes me a paedophile.

Man, that 14 year old looks at least 18.
by Pete____0003 August 31, 2008
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