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paedophile

correct spelling for a man who likes or fantasises of sex with young children. Much like a vampire, he lurks in the night. When a child is struck, that child will itself become a recluse and eventually a paedophile, passing it on to any they strike. The only known cure is a stake though the heart or castration. Must be separated form 'regular' prisoners while in jail for their crimes, otheriwse their life expectancy is about 2 days before they get nonce bashed.
Dude1: A peadophile on msn tried to get me to meet up with him in the park after dark!
Dude2: I got peadophiled once when i was 5. My dad says when i'm older ill turn into one
by Gwando November 9, 2003
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Zero

A loser
A beatiful Japanese WW" fighter
NOT a number
0
by Gwando November 9, 2003
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moat

large ring of water surrounding a castle
OR the gigantic golden toilet of a very rich man.
"holy shit, you shoulda seen that rich guys moat!"
"he got a castle?!"
"no, stupid, the TOILET"
by Gwando November 9, 2003
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Manimal

1: A man so hairy, unkempt an uncivilised that the distincion between man and beast becomes blurred.
2: A normal man so vigourous in bed that his technique could be compared to that of a rutting wild beast.
"The dude was a manimal, long, thick, crusty matted hair covered his bulk, who walked with his knuckels scraping the pavement- but Sandra didn't care- when the lights were out he gave her what she needed
by Gwando November 11, 2003
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Alabama crab dangle

Involves crabs and dangling, ie one from the southern states infested with lice, engaging in acrobatic intercourse, with man woman or beast.
Cleetus crab dangled the prize hog, when his momma found out she burned his pubes off wid a blow torch till he wus clean
by Gwando November 9, 2003
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AK-74

aint in that game bitch. Info that dude cut 'n' pasted is accurate.
The weapon you usually see terrorists and pretty much every middle eastern or african military / para-military group carrying around like they the ass is the AK-47, the most commonly produced automatic rifle in history, used by them cos they poor.
Bin Laden rammed his AK firmly up George W.'s Ass.
by Gwando November 9, 2003
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antiwar protestor

EITHER- A person who believes that all of the world's problems cannot be solved by bombing
OR - A lazy middle class rich kid with nothing better to do, or a hippie.
Dude- Are you standing outside your school in the buff because you think it is wrong to bomb the shit out of a country that has violated no treaties and has committed no acts of aggression, on falsified evidence, killing 50,000 men women and children?
RICH KID- Nah, because all my friends are, and otherwise i'd have math.
by Gwando November 9, 2003
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