Definitions by Gwando
Nonce Bashing
An activity performed in prison-
When a new prisoner enters jail, the other cons will instantly become aware that he is different- he is usually overweight, middle aged, balding and a social recluse. Because he is not the usual 'hard case' prisoner, the others will become aware that something is wrong. After a brief investigation, the prisoners will, correctly or incorrectly, assume he is a nonce (one who fiddles kids). This will rapidly lead to a 'nonce bashing' - an extremely violent form of vigilante justice, performed away from the guards, in some dark corner of the jail. This usually leads to death or serious brain damage.
Only performed on sex offenders, never on those who may have committed 'worse' crimes such as murder or regicide, because these are more 'manly' and commmon crimes. also a murderer is likely to put up more of a fight than a nonce.
When a new prisoner enters jail, the other cons will instantly become aware that he is different- he is usually overweight, middle aged, balding and a social recluse. Because he is not the usual 'hard case' prisoner, the others will become aware that something is wrong. After a brief investigation, the prisoners will, correctly or incorrectly, assume he is a nonce (one who fiddles kids). This will rapidly lead to a 'nonce bashing' - an extremely violent form of vigilante justice, performed away from the guards, in some dark corner of the jail. This usually leads to death or serious brain damage.
Only performed on sex offenders, never on those who may have committed 'worse' crimes such as murder or regicide, because these are more 'manly' and commmon crimes. also a murderer is likely to put up more of a fight than a nonce.
CONVICT1- "what's up with thatPeter Phile bloke?"
CONVICT2- "He's a nonce."
CONVICT3- "Fuckin' 'ell, LET'S BASH THE NONCE BASTARD!"
CONVICT2- "He's a nonce."
CONVICT3- "Fuckin' 'ell, LET'S BASH THE NONCE BASTARD!"
Nonce Bashing by Gwando November 11, 2003
bat
1- a small flying rodent, possibly a vampire
2- a wooden sports implement, can be used for violent /criminal prurposes.
3-a man over the age of 18 whose voice has not yet broken
2- a wooden sports implement, can be used for violent /criminal prurposes.
3-a man over the age of 18 whose voice has not yet broken
Manimal
1: A man so hairy, unkempt an uncivilised that the distincion between man and beast becomes blurred.
2: A normal man so vigourous in bed that his technique could be compared to that of a rutting wild beast.
2: A normal man so vigourous in bed that his technique could be compared to that of a rutting wild beast.
columbus day
columbus day by Gwando November 9, 2003
AK-74
aint in that game bitch. Info that dude cut 'n' pasted is accurate.
The weapon you usually see terrorists and pretty much every middle eastern or african military / para-military group carrying around like they the ass is the AK-47, the most commonly produced automatic rifle in history, used by them cos they poor.
The weapon you usually see terrorists and pretty much every middle eastern or african military / para-military group carrying around like they the ass is the AK-47, the most commonly produced automatic rifle in history, used by them cos they poor.
Alabama crab dangle
Involves crabs and dangling, ie one from the southern states infested with lice, engaging in acrobatic intercourse, with man woman or beast.
Cleetus crab dangled the prize hog, when his momma found out she burned his pubes off wid a blow torch till he wus clean
Alabama crab dangle by Gwando November 9, 2003