Palintology

A term used to describe the media coverage of why John McCain chose Sarah Palin as his running mate.

I don't know about you, but I'm already sick of the Palintology on FOX News.

What are you studying? Palintology. Yeah, that $hit is hilarious!

by GO GREEN PARTY GO October 18, 2008

Palintology

The study of why God hid dinosaur bones all over the earth 6000 years ago, advocated by Sarah Palin.

As a Palintologist I have dedicated my life to the study of Palintology. Sarah Palin is guiding us to discover God's purpose when he hid these strange bones all over the planet. Naturally we believe in creationism and Palintology will help us to answer this fundamental question.

by Sean The King January 18, 2009

palintology

a belief system based upon the biblical story of creationism, versus the science of dinosaurs once roaming the earth...like the ones whose bones are in museums, and based upon a loose interpretation of the Bible to justify killing polar bears, aerial hunting of wolves, and spouting falsehoods for the sole purpose of getting elected to political office to further Christianize the planet and prepare for the Apocalyptic Prophesy.

Denying man contributes to global warming, lying about visiting Iraq and Ireland, and lying about scandals in Alaskan politics is all part of Palintology.

by snappy2 October 27, 2008

Palintology

The study of certain prehistoric hominids who, it is theorised, may bear some relation to homo sapiens.

These creatures were primitive hunter-gatherers, subsisting on a diet of bears, wolves and caribou, and armed with only the most primitive varmint-rifles and rudimentary helicopters. Their cranial capacity is estimated at one quarter that of homo sapiens, though archaeological evidence suggests they had attained the basic skills of flint-working, fire-making, and gratuitous self-publicity.

It is believed they held a peculiarly close relationship with the species vulpes vulpes, and were in fact dependent on Fox for survival.

Hoccimum Folksiensis, a primitive form of tool-using hominid, which possessed rudimentary thumbs but no autocue ability.

Palintology: proudly regressing human knowledge one Heck at a time.

by Pipe Downn December 11, 2011

palintology

n. study in creationististic (!?) thought:
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse

school of palintology:
palin: "blarg blarg
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
blarg"

by phillydrifter July 7, 2010

palintology

The earth science that regards fossil organisms and related remains as cave art created by the christians who instantaneously appeared on earth 6000 years ago.

The Palintology student unearthed the skeleton of what is accepted by the scientific community to be a T. Rex... exclaiming, boy the early christians were so good with marble and clay, their children must have had some great fireside stories about playing ultimate frisbee with these giant creatures.

by Polar Bear North January 21, 2009

palintology

A mindset which doesn't allow someone to stop saying the same things over and over again shown to be false.

I championed earmark reform also to help Congress stop wasting money on those things that do not serve the public interest. I told Congress, “Thanks, but no thanks for that Bridge to Nowhere in Alaska.” If we wanted that bridge, we’d build it ourselves. -- Sarah Palin, suffering from Palintology in 2008

by Ragle October 26, 2008