a belief system based upon the biblical story of creationism, versus the science of dinosaurs once roaming the earth...like the ones whose bones are in museums, and based upon a loose interpretation of the Bible to justify killing polar bears, aerial hunting of wolves, and spouting falsehoods for the sole purpose of getting elected to political office to further Christianize the planet and prepare for the Apocalyptic Prophesy.
Denying man contributes to global warming, lying about visiting Iraq and Ireland, and lying about scandals in Alaskan politics is all part of Palintology.
by snappy2 September 15, 2008
n. study in creationististic (!?) thought:
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
school of palintology:
palin: "blarg blarg
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
blarg"
palin: "blarg blarg
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
blarg"
by phillydrifter July 02, 2010
The earth science that regards fossil organisms and related remains as cave art created by the christians who instantaneously appeared on earth 6000 years ago.
The Palintology student unearthed the skeleton of what is accepted by the scientific community to be a T. Rex... exclaiming, boy the early christians were so good with marble and clay, their children must have had some great fireside stories about playing ultimate frisbee with these giant creatures.
by Polar Bear North October 11, 2008
A mindset which doesn't allow someone to stop saying the same things over and over again shown to be false.
I championed earmark reform also to help Congress stop wasting money on those things that do not serve the public interest. I told Congress, “Thanks, but no thanks for that Bridge to Nowhere in Alaska.” If we wanted that bridge, we’d build it ourselves. -- Sarah Palin, suffering from Palintology in 2008
by Ragle September 11, 2008
Palintology is the study of prignorance
Scholars in the 23rd century examining the follies of the 21st century will have a whole sub-discipline called Palintology.
by Figleaf23 October 02, 2008
The future science and study of the bones of Sarah Palin and all animal forms she once embodied in the early 21st century.
See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, mama grizzly, and Caribou Barbie.
See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, mama grizzly, and Caribou Barbie.
A hundred years from now many prominent universities around the globe will offer courses on Palintology.
by dookeyboy November 19, 2010
The study of the American political system in the early twenty-first century as it mutated from Democrat versus Republican and Liberal versus Conservative to the Sane versus the Insane – coinciding with the introduction of Sarah Palin and the inception of the Tea Party.
Man 1: I just signed up for a class to study how Sarah Palin screwed up everything for the Republican Party by stirring up the crazies and setting the stage for the Tea Party movement.
Man 2: I took Palintology last semester. It’s hard to believe those people can walk and chew gum at the same time!
Man 2: I took Palintology last semester. It’s hard to believe those people can walk and chew gum at the same time!
by Politic Ric October 26, 2010