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Pilfer

An activity enjoyed by meth heads; this includes rummaging and pocketing through someone elses belongings. Abandoned houses are an easy target. The dopey's usually aquire a dozen flashlights, broken watches, Bluetooth speakers and portable batteries.
Hey Jim Tom, lets go pilfer out in Pongo tonight?
by GeekerGeeker1-9 January 26, 2018
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pilfridge

To steal food or a beverage from a shared office refrigerator.
Richard and Rita had worked well together, until Rita pilfridged Richard's yogurt; now he won't talk to her.
by Megareds January 5, 2008
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philfing

philfing
‘Purposely hiding what I’m looking for’ the practice of underhand websites who hide extra charges like delivery, baggage and insurance. Can be used for hiding stuff like credit card surcharges and taxes as well
Joe talking to his laptop

'Dirty, cheating, philfing website - why didn't you tell me delivery was $20 extra before I hit buy!'
by standby December 26, 2008
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PCILF

Michele Bachmann is a PCILF.
by right-wing wanker June 29, 2011
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Pilfer the Wellington

1. To clandestinely steal the Beef Wellington from a neighbor's plate at a dinner party.
2. A baudy, yet intentionally vague, sexual innuendo.
1. "I'm never inviting Sara over for dinner again! I caught her pilfering the wellington!"
2. "Christine, how about we get a few drinks and pilfer the wellington?"
by Laurence Wellington III May 20, 2013
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PILF

Psycho I’d like to fuck!

(Fictional psycho characters not real ones)
Eg. Patrick Bateman
Jackson Rippner is such a PILF”
Ikr
by female8439602 February 12, 2023
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Pussy Pilferer

A vulgar term for a lesbian, equivalent of ass bandit for men.
"Yeah, I hear she's a pussy pilferer."
by Ukesagi-tan March 19, 2010
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