procrasterbation

to put off a responsibility, duty, etc. in order to masturbate.

"did you do the math homework last night?"
"no man, i let procrasterbation get to me and i forgot all about it"

by createdbyswavilicious March 27, 2009

Procrasturbate

to pleasure oneself while deferring action of another task.
replacing a responsible and necessary action with masturbation.

while conducting research online for school work, eddie quickly began to procrasturbate when a pornographic website suddenly took his attention in another direction.

by pezlikecandy June 20, 2011

procasterbate

Putting something off so you can masterbate instead.

I should have finished writing that english paper, but I procasterbated instead.

by PilgoreThaGoat February 21, 2011

procrastebate

The use of self satisfaction to delay duties etc.

I've been fired from my job because I would rather procrastebate then show up on time.

by Paula Esquivel May 7, 2008

procrasterbation

Procrasterbation is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate.

Son: "Mom I don't want to take the trash out right now, I'll do it later"

Mother: "Stop your procrasterbation and take the god damn trash out!"

by ShooterXL May 31, 2006

procrasterbation

when instead of getting things done you mastebate

Dude, I had to turn my paper in late due to procrasterbation.

by jamesr669 December 28, 2009

procrasterbation

The act of masturbating simply because you are putting something else off.procasterbation is most commonly found when students are doing research or other homework on their computer.

Random Student:"Yeah i just got assigned this huge english paper for monday, but i'm probably going to end up procasterbating the whole time"

Ted: All that procrasterbation over the weekend really messed me up for his week's exams"

by Swazylandish October 19, 2010