Pork

The word "pork" (ta choiridia, literally, 'piglets') suggests for the female genitalia, dating back to early Ancient Greek comedy around 380 BC.

"Or is your preference pork, let my daughter persuade you."

- Line 574 of the play "The Wasps" 422 BC written by playwright Aristophanes. Line taken from "Frogs and Other Plays" by Aristophanes, translated by David Barrett ©1964

by Aristophanes the playwright June 6, 2011

pork

Forbidden fruit of Israel

Jew 1: "man i had the biggest dilemma the other day..."
Jew 2: "what?"
Jew 1: "i was offered free pork"

by porky101 March 2, 2011

Pork

Fat porn; usually pictures of overly obese women with 2-3 huge rolls hanging out with a box of donuts nearby.

Me: Are you looking at pork again?

Friend: Yeah, those fat chicks have more to love! ^_^

Me: Right...

by VGnerd91 November 5, 2012

Pork

When you decide to poke someone with a fork in the neck at an Italian event.

" She just porked her so hard she had to go to the hospital!"

by Alecksss February 21, 2017

Pork

1. Muslim Kryptonite

2. China Magnet
3. The forbidden meat
4. Meat

Pork needs to be cooked fully or Trichinosis go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021

Pork

A godly substance, commonly referred to as, "The Substance".

Oh my god... it's Pork.

by PencilLeadHead July 6, 2018

PORK

(Adjective) An acronym used to describe a general feeling of normalcy which may be applied to any situation not particularly out of the ordinary; Perfectly-Ordinary-Regular-Kind. Best when used in contrast with situations most would describe themselves as going HAM or as it is more commonly known, Hard-As-A-Motherfucker.

Bill: "So, whats up man? What are you up to tonight?"

Ted: "Well, I've got a 10 page thesis to type in addition to 350 pages I have to read for each one of my Pre-Med classes. Then I plan on spending about 3 hours at the lab going over different procedures for the different set of exams coming up in the next few weeks. I'm also gonna try and fit in a coffee break somewhere."

Bill: "Wow, sounds like your going PORK tonight.."

Ted (Sighs deeply as he grabs his backpack full of textbooks).

by crazykidcarlson91 September 23, 2011