pilfridge

To steal food or a beverage from a shared office refrigerator.

Richard and Rita had worked well together, until Rita pilfridged Richard's yogurt; now he won't talk to her.

by Megareds January 5, 2008

philfing

philfing
‘Purposely hiding what I’m looking for’ the practice of underhand websites who hide extra charges like delivery, baggage and insurance. Can be used for hiding stuff like credit card surcharges and taxes as well

Joe talking to his laptop

'Dirty, cheating, philfing website - why didn't you tell me delivery was $20 extra before I hit buy!'

by standby December 26, 2008

PCILF

Presidential Candidate I'd Like to Fuck

Michele Bachmann is a PCILF.

by right-wing wanker June 29, 2011

Pilfer the Wellington

1. To clandestinely steal the Beef Wellington from a neighbor's plate at a dinner party.
2. A baudy, yet intentionally vague, sexual innuendo.

1. "I'm never inviting Sara over for dinner again! I caught her pilfering the wellington!"
2. "Christine, how about we get a few drinks and pilfer the wellington?"

by Laurence Wellington III May 20, 2013

PILF

Psycho I’d like to fuck!

(Fictional psycho characters not real ones)
Eg. Patrick Bateman

“Jackson Rippner is such a PILF”
“Ikr”

by female8439602 February 12, 2023

Pussy Pilferer

A vulgar term for a lesbian, equivalent of ass bandit for men.

"Yeah, I hear she's a pussy pilferer."

by Ukesagi-tan March 19, 2010

Pilfering

Another definition to pilfering is to go through stuff intensely either your stuff a friends stuff or dumpster diving sometimes taking things or asking for things that is not yours.

“Hey girl do you want to go to Toppers with us tonight?”

“No thanks girl April and I are going to go pilfering in her closet!”

“Why is it every time Aime gets high she has to go pilfering through my stuff?”

“So fucking annoying.”

“Hey let’s go pilfering at the flea market today?”

by ashane November 27, 2019