An error infested website where idiots who don't even know what HTML is are, for some reason, allowed to create their *own* browser-raping websites.
by Brisco June 11, 2006
a horribly addicting website to connect with "friends" online. post pictures, post comments, add friends, talk -- basically. after a while you realize that it kinda sucks.
by bobble bobble August 21, 2005
A website orginally created for bands to put up ads free. But is now american teen's favorite online hangout.Where people have a unrealstic amount of friends. Everyone has a Myspace or is told constantly to get one. Also people spend unhealth amount of time on the site checking their mail every second, uploading pictures, or perfecting their profile. Everyone post 98576x bulletins ordering everyone else to comment their new picture that looks like the other 10 but has one thing changed. And where people try to find their soulmate and find up finding a 40 year old perv.
by Poetic Soul March 02, 2006
An old, washed up website that was once popular a long time ago. Has since faded into obscurity, much like Facebook will in the next few years.
Student: What was MySpace?
Teacher: Oh, that? That was an old website that the Founding Fathers used to communicate Revolutionary War battle plans with one another.
Teacher: Oh, that? That was an old website that the Founding Fathers used to communicate Revolutionary War battle plans with one another.
by ThrillSeekaSportsFan June 16, 2015
A stupid, pathetic website. 90% of all MySpace profiles have a terrible color scheme, have bad music like Avril Lavigne, 50 Cent, G-Unit, Hilary Duff, and Justin Timberlake, and all sorts of other MTV shit playing in the background, filled with tons of stupid shit like icons that read "Touch Me", "Kiss Me", and show ugly-ass bimbos wearing bikinis and ugly looking men trying to flex their six packs, that is if they even have one. They also write stupid shit about themselves in their "About Me" section like, "I Hate Drama", "I'm a very forgiving person", "Hating me won't make you more pretty", or "My friends mean the world to me." Right. Thats definitely true when you have about 4,000 "friends" that you haven't even seen in person before. And usually these "friends" leave comments that show painfully unfunny webcomics, and say stupid things like, "OMG u r so like my life!!!1111!" And then there are the pictures, which is probably the biggest problem on MySpace. The 14-year old emo faggots who make these profiles usually spend hours in their bathrooms trying to get a perfect pic, while trying to make it look like they have boobs/a six pack, and also put their cameras at a weird angle to try to hide the vast amount of zits and fat that they have. Most of their pictures look exactly the same, and they all waste countless hours of their life BEGGING for picture comments that say how "hawt" they are in their bulletins. And the rest of these ugly pictures show these idiots hanging out with the few friends that they have actually seen before, usually holding onto a beer bottle. Grow the fuck up faggots. No one gives a fuck at all. If you're thinking about joining Myspace, DON'T. You will regret it. I have a Myspace and I want to quit, but its really hard to do that because this stupid website is so addicting. So do us all a favor and don't join in the first place.
The typical bulletin of a Myspace whore:
"OMG liek totlly cmmnt my pics im like soo bored omg and if u dont ill liek delet u from my freinds"
"OMG liek totlly cmmnt my pics im like soo bored omg and if u dont ill liek delet u from my freinds"
by Death Shredder June 27, 2007
The heart of all that is evil on the internet... People no longer can talk to eacher normally without bringing up the mention of "MySpace". It is the end of civilized man.
Person A: "Have you heard of this band?"
Person B: "No"
Person A: "Let me go to their MySpace and..."
Person B: "But we work in a record store..."
Person B: "No"
Person A: "Let me go to their MySpace and..."
Person B: "But we work in a record store..."
by Captain Johnny October 06, 2006
guy " omg i love this pic you so hot!"
girl " I know ! "
Guy " Lets get together "
girl " ok! "
guy " then we can post abagilion pictures of eachother stating how much we love eachother ! "
girl" OK !and i can put you as my backround picture"
Both " This so totaly rocks! "
girl " I know ! "
Guy " Lets get together "
girl " ok! "
guy " then we can post abagilion pictures of eachother stating how much we love eachother ! "
girl" OK !and i can put you as my backround picture"
Both " This so totaly rocks! "
by Johns on crack August 21, 2005