The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull

This refers to the time when the whole of West Cork was stricken with the mumps. Beginning in Ballycumisk near the rural town of Schull, the mumps soon spread, i infecting all the local youth who are known to shift eachother. The mumps caused wreck amongst family and friends, even crippling the local football team Gabriel Rangers. A truly horrific time for this historic village.

Where were you during The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull?

I was out the country thankfully

by LowKeyFire January 12, 2020

mumphy

mumphy

adj. A combined feeling of laziness, slight disappointment, low energy, and melancholy.

Pooh Bear and the gang all went to find honey, but Eeyore stayed in the meadow because he felt mumphy.

by Milo Wellington March 2, 2014

Mumph

Used to express reluctance or disinterest in carryinng out an activity that is undesired.

Honey, could you please take out the trash?

Mumph.

by Ted December 2, 2003

mumphing

diggin up a corpse, affixing your friends lips to any sphinkter, and stomping on the stomach to send a (not-so) fresh shot of bodily contents into their mouth.

mumphing is a favorite passtime of the saxon footballers

by hawk March 26, 2005

Murphster

Someone who is tricked into drinking urine

"HAHA we got Alex to pull a Murphster. He threw up all over the place"

"It wasnt a Murphster, she drank it on purpose"

"Ur fucking sick you tricked him into doing a Murphster"

"YOU SICK FUCK! YOU MADE ME A MURPHSTER!!!"

by AUSTIN HALE June 27, 2008

Mumps

A very inconvenient disease.

Jeff: "I've got Mumps"
Big Al: "That's inconvenient"

by Lance_Uppercut May 6, 2009

mumphead

someone who publicly buts in, or intrudes into a private argument or disagreement between two people and denigrates both parties.

This behavior is often seen in a Restaurantor Pub. The Mumphead does not have to know the people arguing. He is more concerned with intruding into the conversation.

by Imactive March 6, 2005