Monsterbation

Monsterbation is the act in which you touch yourself or masturbate to ugly people as popularised by the American Deathcore band The Irish Front in the 2008 release of Universe featuring the song monsterbation.

Touching yourself to ugly girls with ugly faces, oh honey that’s what we call monsterbation

by DeathcoreMadeMeDoIt July 12, 2021

monsterbation

when one engages in the touching of oneself at a time when one's significant other is right beside them.

the monster replaces master because one who subjects themselves to such acts are obviously dirty pigs.

olive engages in monsterbation 24/7, even when he has just 69ed with the finest bitch, hence he is the ultimate perve who no one likes.

by Arntnok February 2, 2008

misterbation

Similar to masturbation, but without completion. See also doctorbation.

Suppose you have the last name Bate. Surely by know you have heard many jokes about being called "Master". But even a proper title can be funny.

I barely had time to misterbate before the bathroom door was rudely opened.

by Rage from rhuvok.com July 27, 2003

Mintsturbation

When you use mint toothpaste as lube when masturbating.

"Mintsturbation is obscene, and recommended by 8 out of 9 dentists."

by CreepyPastaSalad June 27, 2014

Mitosterbation

Sex with a clone of oneself.

"We did not clone you for mitosterbation. At least get out of my office!"

by Qman3000 August 17, 2008

Monsterbation

Where you jerk off under someone's bed to scare them. Upon finishing, you shout "HAPPY HALLOWEEN" in your scariest voice.

"Hey, Jimmy, what did you get up to for Halloween. Costume party?"
"No, I just went on a monsterbation spree. Scared the little bastards senseless. It was both a trick and a treat."
"This friendship is over."

by Bruno Strongarm April 23, 2014

Mindsturbation

Mindsturbation is a combination of motivation and temporary mental stimulation.

She attended the concert to fulfill her mindsturbation habit.

by The Chief Activator LC July 26, 2012