Grim Milestone

A phrase commonly used by in the mainstream media to denote the quantity of an undesirable occurance reaching a multiple of ten.

Casualties in Iraq have reached a grim milestone - 10/100/1000 in the 10/100/1000 days since the overthrow of Saddam.

by Latte Libertarian October 6, 2006

Mollesturbation

The act of going into the past and beating your old self off.

My friend just mollesturbated himself, but now he's in prison for mollesturbation.

by sleepypeter May 22, 2015

millet

To have an unfortunate looking head.

How embarrassing, your head looks like a millet :s

by rebeccaaaaaaaaaaa November 26, 2010

Millet-ed

To get a blowjob after having anal sex without the guy cleaning his dick in between.

He millet-ed her behind the track; people now refuse to go back there.

by Law-abiding Citizen December 28, 2007

mullested

Getting hugged and kissed by or having a fat fugly chick with a mullet hang on you because you were once nice to her and now she thinks you 2 are friends. Usually happens in public with a lot of people around (friends and attractive women). If she is drunk this can happen more than one time in a day.

Highly embarrassing for yourself. A great laugh for your friends at your expense.

I was hanging out at the local bar last night and I got mullested by Francine.

by otto titslinger June 3, 2004

mullestache

When a man has a mullet and then grows a mustache, the result is a mullestache. A majestic mullet, when paired with a full, thick mullestache, is a beautiful sight.

Jane's dad has a mullestache, and it is dead sexie.

by Yi Li September 1, 2004

milletophilia

someone who is sexually attracted, or has a fetish for tents and camping equipment

Mike saw a new pop up tent and couldnt control himself, hes into milletophilia

by USMarshall October 12, 2008