Midget

1. Offensive. An extremely small person who is otherwise normally proportioned.
2. A small or miniature version of something.
3. A class of small objects, as a class of very small sailboats or racing cars.

-Issac: Hey David, who is that 10-year-old sitting next to you in chemistry?
-David: No, man. That's Marco, my midget friend

by issac nabiyev May 15, 2008

Midget

This person is usually fucking bad at video games, often making his character look tall just to feel tall. To find them just try looking down.

Troy is a fucking midget

When I saw Troy running I thaught it was a midget

by Memes are my bitch April 24, 2019

Midget

The meanest of the mean ones.

Mexican guy 2- That five foot nothing 98 pound midget dude just fucked you up ey?

Mexican guy 1- Shut the fuck up faggot!

by Solid Mantis May 18, 2020

Midget

A short person

“Christens a midget”

by ChristenMirandaHater101 November 20, 2019

Midget

Midgets have a huge biological advantage since they have night vision.

Im gonna go hunting with a midget since they have noght vision.

by Salsa dude398412 March 31, 2019

Midget

Usually about 4 foot 2 when they're ten and very curious species. They do maths on alpacas and hate Asians.

Damn, Jacob Sartorious is like a midget.

by AlpacaBinTea May 9, 2018

Midget

A Term that is very offensive to those of small stature who prefer to be known as little people

Douche Bag: MAN LOOK AT THAT MIDGET

Little Person: *round house kicks in the shin*

by TeenNinjaDwarf June 12, 2012