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when you search Urban
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the bomb
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diggity
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Abraham Lincoln
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When you jizz on a
girls
face
then shave your
pubes
off to make a beird on her
I Abraham
Lincoln
'd your
mom
...
twice
Abraham Lincoln
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December 9, 2006
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Wife
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Formally known as
Satan
,
will
remove
genitals if wed
my wife
removed my
genitals
because she is the
devil
Wife
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December 9, 2006
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red neck
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The only human species capable of drinking beer,
beating
their
wife
, and watching Nascar all at the same
time
.
dirka dirka
red
neck
dirka dirka Jeff
Gordon
red neck
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December 8, 2006
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midget
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midgets, the
perfect
object to
punt
into a
wall
that midget
stole
me
gold
!!!
midget
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December 8, 2006
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