Pakidz's definitions

red neck

The only human species capable of drinking beer, beating their wife, and watching Nascar all at the same time.

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by Pakidz December 8, 2006

midget

midgets, the perfect object to punt into a wall

that midget stole me gold!!!

by Pakidz December 8, 2006

Wife

Formally known as Satan, will remove genitals if wed

my wife removed my genitals because she is the devil

by Pakidz December 9, 2006

Urban Dictionary

You know you have way too much free time when you search Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is the bomb-diggity

by Pakidz February 23, 2007

Abraham Lincoln

When you jizz on a girls face then shave your pubes off to make a beird on her

I Abraham Lincoln'd your mom... twice

by Pakidz December 9, 2006