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You know you have way too much free
time
when you search Urban
Dictionary
on Urban
Dictionary
Urban
Dictionary
is the
bomb
-
diggity
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February 23, 2007
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Abraham Lincoln
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When you
jizz
on a
girls
face then shave your
pubes
off to make a beird on her
I
Abraham
Lincoln
'd your
mom
... twice
Abraham Lincoln
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Pakidz
December 9, 2006
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Wife
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Formally known as
Satan
, will
remove
genitals if
wed
my wife
removed my
genitals
because she is the
devil
Wife
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Pakidz
December 9, 2006
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red neck
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The only
human
species capable of drinking
beer
, beating their wife, and watching Nascar all at the same
time
.
dirka
dirka
red neck dirka
dirka
Jeff
Gordon
red neck
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December 8, 2006
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midget
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midgets, the perfect
object
to
punt
into
a wall
that midget
stole
me
gold
!!!
midget
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Pakidz
December 8, 2006
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