The only human species capable of drinking beer, beating their wife, and watching Nascar all at the same time.
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You know you have way too much free time when you search Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary
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midgets, the perfect object to punt into a wall
that midget stole me gold!!!
When you jizz on a girls face then shave your pubes off to make a beird on her
I Abraham Lincoln'd your mom... twice
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Formally known as Satan, will remove genitals if wed
my wife removed my genitals because she is the devil
