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You know you have way
too much free time
when you search Urban
Dictionary
on Urban
Dictionary
Urban
Dictionary
is the
bomb-diggity
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Pakidz
February 23, 2007
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Abraham Lincoln
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When you
jizz on a
girls
face then shave
your pubes
off to make a beird on her
I
Abraham
Lincoln'd
your mom
... twice
Abraham Lincoln
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Pakidz
December 9, 2006
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Wife
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Formally
known
as Satan, will
remove
genitals
if wed
my wife
removed
my
genitals
because she is
the devil
Wife
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Pakidz
December 9, 2006
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red neck
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The only
human species capable of
drinking
beer, beating their wife, and
watching
Nascar all at the same time.
dirka dirka
red neck
dirka dirka
Jeff Gordon
red neck
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Pakidz
December 8, 2006
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midget
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midgets
, the
perfect
object
to punt into a wall
that midget
stole
me
gold
!!!
midget
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Pakidz
December 8, 2006
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