masturbrasion

n: genital chafing, caused by excessively aggressive or unlubricated self-abuse.

After jerking off five times one afternoon, he spent a week with a severe case of masturbrasion.

by xqqme August 9, 2010

masturrape

a combination of the words 'masturbate' and 'rape'. it means to think about somebody while you masturbate, or to masturbate to somebody's pictures.

i masturrape my crush every night.

by xaxaxa June 24, 2010

masturcrastination

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

by p mammen July 29, 2009

MasturGayte

Steming from Masturbate , it means to Masturbate to something Gay ... Like Masturbating to gay porn or thinking of someone of the same sex , getting turned on then going to jack off .

Gay Masturbation .

John: Wow this gay sex tape is hot. Look at that nice big cock !
I think i am going to masturgayte.

by SmartGirl63 September 1, 2010

masturdam

a person who wanks so much he could fill a dam; a segment of Russian ass; a second hand intoxicated camel

Your dam is so full, but theres been a drought.

I know, im a masturdam

Whats that?

Lets just say im skilled

by newdome $H October 1, 2010

Masturglacien

When masturbating, it takes forever to reach an orgasm.

Man ever since I started these seratonin reuptake inhibitors, I've suffered from some serious masturglacien.

by Dr. Lovingham March 14, 2009

masturarm

The arm that most men(and some women) have that is bigger than the other due to masturbation

Jack: Did you see Adam's arm, it's fucking huge.
John: Yeah bro, I think it's his masturarm

by MOOOOMOOOOMOOOO March 12, 2011