Going on a date with someone you know is going to give you a handjob, and you'll gladly give them one too.
"Yeah, I'm totally masturdating the guy from History."
"I'm going to the movies with her, it's totally going to be a masturdate."
"I'm going to the movies with her, it's totally going to be a masturdate."
by punksucks July 9, 2016
Get the Masturdate mug.Refers to the time frame in a long term relationship; most often after cohabitation has lasted over the one to two year mark, in which one or both parties begins to masturbate more than having sexual intercourse.
Peter: Maybe she’s just stressed out.
Mike: She says she’s too tired to have sex, but I found a ton of porn in her browser. Maybe I should masturdate too.
Mike: She says she’s too tired to have sex, but I found a ton of porn in her browser. Maybe I should masturdate too.
by Jizzandhers June 25, 2018
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A term synonymous with Skypesex, refers to a scheduled arrangement involving two ore more parties wherein mutual masturbation is conducted over a video chat session.
Because John was deployed to Afghanistan, he had to schedule a masturdate with his significant other in order to achieve self-satisfaction.
by MiscTiger May 28, 2013
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Get the Masturdate mug.dude 1: im masturdating now
dude 2: did you mean masturbating?
dude 1: no it is masturdating. the word "masturdate" it means to masturbate + date
dude 2: oh then good for you
dude 2: did you mean masturbating?
dude 1: no it is masturdating. the word "masturdate" it means to masturbate + date
dude 2: oh then good for you
by mewsem November 9, 2022
Get the masturdate mug.Masturdate or Masturdating (the action) is the process of taking oneself out on a date without having anyone in mind or been called on a actual date.
It is an action of taking oneself on a date or spending intentional quality time alone and can be done by both married and single individuals.
It is an action of taking oneself on a date or spending intentional quality time alone and can be done by both married and single individuals.
1. Masturdating has helped me realize the importance of having some personal moment.
2. I masturdate each time I have my annual leave from work. It is a way a refresh my head and balance things up.
2. I masturdate each time I have my annual leave from work. It is a way a refresh my head and balance things up.
by deons August 8, 2023
Get the Masturdate mug.Masturbate and switch — the erotic KINK of having sex with one person while thinking of another; or, of talking dirty to a sexual partner and allowing them to verbally — either from your mouth or theirs — acknowledge deep sexual attraction for another person; or, for an extreme sexual scenario.
This is not a practice for the sexually insecure — unless insecurity is your particular KINK!!!!!
On the one hand, if one wants to enjoy the depth sexuality of another, the partner has to be made to feel comfortable physically, mentally and spiritually.
On the other hand, one would have to ask if their ego is strong enough to facilitate the unbridled sexuality and fantasy life of another.
Well…you don’t hit home runs unless you swing for the fences. And, on the other hand, if you swing too hard and miss YOU CAN STRIKE OUT!!!!!!
Unless you are a “sex-pert” DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!!!
But if you are ever semi-single in Negril at a Club Med — and you didn’t hear this from me — give it a shot!!!!!!!
Remember: NOT A PRACTICE FOR THE SEXUALLY TIMID AND INSECURE!!!!!!
This is not a practice for the sexually insecure — unless insecurity is your particular KINK!!!!!
On the one hand, if one wants to enjoy the depth sexuality of another, the partner has to be made to feel comfortable physically, mentally and spiritually.
On the other hand, one would have to ask if their ego is strong enough to facilitate the unbridled sexuality and fantasy life of another.
Well…you don’t hit home runs unless you swing for the fences. And, on the other hand, if you swing too hard and miss YOU CAN STRIKE OUT!!!!!!
Unless you are a “sex-pert” DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!!!
But if you are ever semi-single in Negril at a Club Med — and you didn’t hear this from me — give it a shot!!!!!!!
Remember: NOT A PRACTICE FOR THE SEXUALLY TIMID AND INSECURE!!!!!!
Him: Wow, that was a quick orgasm, babe!!! You must have been really horny.
Her: Naw. I did a masturbate and switch and IT GOT REALLY GOOD TO ME!!!!!!
Him: Tell me what you were thinking so I can masturbate and switch, too!!!!!!!!!
Her: Naw. I did a masturbate and switch and IT GOT REALLY GOOD TO ME!!!!!!
Him: Tell me what you were thinking so I can masturbate and switch, too!!!!!!!!!
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