1 definition by punksucks
Going on a date with someone you know is going to give you a handjob, and you'll gladly give them one too.
"Yeah, I'm totally masturdating the guy from History."
"I'm going to the movies with her, it's totally going to be a masturdate."
"I'm going to the movies with her, it's totally going to be a masturdate."
by punksucks March 25, 2016