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Masterlock

Poorly made shit for shit lock. There are several ways to unlock it without picks. It's possible and extremely easy to make a shim out of a soda can and unlock it.
Jack thought his bike was secure with his Masterlock, but the next day someone guessed his combination in 3 minutes and rode off into the sunset.
by A man in a suit October 10, 2005
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masterlist

a list of ocs owned by a person. sometimes people sell their ocs straight from their masterlist.

toyhou.se is a app that helps you make a masterlist.
usually when people get new characters, they are placed on cooldown so that nobody can offer on them until you’ve had the character longer.
post title: spring cleaning, oc clearout
“i’d like to get rid of almost everybody on my masterlist! I love em but I’m not really drawing any of them anymore. atm i’m only accepting offers with deviantart points.”
by spook loops July 27, 2019
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Grip mastery

teen unhung though confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.

If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
how's your grip mastery b8r?

Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework grip mastery will experience neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard below average penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm

With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.

A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
by heatHerize January 16, 2013
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Masterlocked

A way of attacking someone in prison. You get hold of a padlock via paying off guards of stealing one of a gate and put it in your sock. Get 8 other people to do this and then beat the victim to death with them.
Did you hear? Dave got masterlocked!
by udking420 June 28, 2020
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reverse mastery

Sex position where the girl sits, facing away, on top of her guy. Do it on other furniture... a chair, stairs, or the edge of the bathtub. Good for hitting her G-Spot
I made Rachel moan in our reverse mastery position.
by C.Caz November 13, 2006
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Masterlation

The relaying of information about your masturbation techniques.
I gave Mary a whole lot of masterlation last night. She was thrilled.
by Poop Nostrils May 11, 2010
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Masterlate

Late for something because you were masterbating
Why were you late for work?
I was masterbating so I was Masterlate.
by CCdiemond September 13, 2014
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