Manna

Miguel and Anna's kid's name!
The ship name for a kid with a big ego! The smartest and funniest kid in the class!

WOW! Is that Manna?
I wanna be like Manna!
They are so smart.

by Brooklyn & Bethany July 8, 2017

Manna for the mindless

Manna for the mindless is a disparaging description of television programmes that do no more than fill up air time. The programmes that are banal, trivial and boring and which, if they were a person, would be described as a WOFS. You know the sort of crap, pretty well all of daytime television, soap operas screened at any time, moronic game shows, chat shows featuring liggers or z-list celebrities, the list just goes on. It is the sort of programme which doesn’t require dumbing down as it is targeted at fuckwits or insomniacs who need something other than drugs to help them sleep.
Before twenty-four seven television was inflicted on a long-suffering human race, manna for the mindless was typified by film serials where the hero always overcame impossible odds to rescue the heroine from an impossible situation and the villain was always defeated. Either that or the Hollywood musical of the 1950s such as Carousel or South Pacific, total shite consisting of totally forgettable songs, stilted dialogue and a non-existent plot.

"Jane, would you like to come bird watching, there’s a good chance of a peregrine’s mating display"
"No, I've got to watch Loose Women!"
"Manna for the mindless!"

by AKACroatalin March 7, 2017

Manna for the mindless

Deriving from the tag 'Manna for the mind' used to describe books and literature, 'Manna for the mindless' is a disparaging but accurate description of banal entertainment of any sort, particularly daytime television, long running soaps, stupid game shows, chat shows and so on. It consists of material that is so dumb it doesn't require 'dumbing down' and is no more than prdigested pap which can be understood by people with a below normal IQ. Before the advent of twenty-four seven television manna for the mindless was typified by the Hollywood musical of the 1950s. These consisting entirely of eminently forgettable songs joined together by crappy dialogue and a plot so thin you could shoot peas through it.

"Kim, d'you want to come out for a walk?"
"No, I've got to watch Jeremy Kyle!"
"Manna for the mindless!"

by Croatalin December 3, 2013

Manna Toe

When a man wears his jeans hiked up so high they split his balls. The split balls resemble a woman's camel toe.

"Lower them jeans bro, your sporting a manna toe!"

"That's a huge manna toe!"

My manna toe is larger than my girlfriends camel toe!

by WentStead April 26, 2014

Manna From Heaven

A gift that is usually given unexpectedly to someone for free, that is a big deal to the person receiving. It's mostly used for the sake of food- when God provided food to the Israelites who were starving from there flight from Egypt.

Person One: "AW Person Two! Did you taste those strawberries!?"

Person Two: "No Person One, they any good?"

Person One: "There like manna from heaven!"

by mmilliee September 5, 2009

Manna Charitable Foundation

Established in 1971 as an interfaith humanitarian relief agency, recovered documents describe the Manna Charitable Foundation's mission as "sharing all of God's miracles with the least of His children". Funded indirectly through associations with various charitable groups and religious organizations, and on occasion publicly endorsed by wealthy philanthropists or academic institutions, the MCF's primary agenda since its founding has been the free distribution of anomalous objects, or their by-products, to civilians living in poverty-stricken regions in the Third World or in areas afflicted by warfare, famine, or natural disaster.

The MCF is currently recognized as a non-governmental organization by the United Nations, and is known to operate legally and illegally in several hostile or isolated regions outside the Foundation's sphere of influence. While no SCP objects known to have been distributed by the MCF to date have caused intentional harm to human beings or communities (and detained MCF operatives tend to demonstrate strong pacifist beliefs), containment breaches associated with the group have often resulted in human casualties or severe threats to the global status quo due to unforeseen consequences of the object's release from containment, and/or a zeal to distribute potentially "helpful" objects immediately without rigorous scientific study of their long-term behavior.

The Manna Charitable Foundation once handed out anomalous honey. They're only trying to help.

by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019

Manna Nicole Smith

A young man who seduces a spectacularly wealthy, but tremendously old woman strictly for the possible monetary benefits he might receive after her passing. (a la Anna Nicole Smith)

"He's been trying to hook up at the senior center for months. What a Manna Nicole Smith!"

by McKenji June 23, 2009