1)Brain warping, face melting metal band.
2)A large,highly poisonous portugese jellyfish
3)An old type of british warship
2)A large,highly poisonous portugese jellyfish
3)An old type of british warship
1)Dude, I saw Manowar last night, I still cant stand up straight.
2)A Manowar washed up on the beach last night, some retarded kid tried to pick it up.
3)If I were a pirate I would so sail a Manowar
2)A Manowar washed up on the beach last night, some retarded kid tried to pick it up.
3)If I were a pirate I would so sail a Manowar
by The Abominable Jelly May 30, 2006
Metal + Steel + Power + Real + Leather + Spikes + Chains + Swords + Glory + Fighting = MANOWAR!!!
four kings of metal riding their horses made of steel!
louder than hell on wheels of fire!!!
four kings of metal riding their horses made of steel!
louder than hell on wheels of fire!!!
Manowar, Manowar, Living on the road-
when we're in town, SPEAKERS EXPLODE!
Got to make it louder, all men play on 10-
if you're not in to metal, you are not my friend!!!!
losers say it's over with, you know that it's a lie-
the gods made heavy metal, and it's never gonna die!
Death to FALSE METAL!!!
when we're in town, SPEAKERS EXPLODE!
Got to make it louder, all men play on 10-
if you're not in to metal, you are not my friend!!!!
losers say it's over with, you know that it's a lie-
the gods made heavy metal, and it's never gonna die!
Death to FALSE METAL!!!
by Metal_Warrior November 03, 2005
A really good band. One of the better ones around.
Sadly, however, their reputation is ruined by self-righteous "Manowarriors" who throw around the words "true metal," "false metal" and "poser" to justify all of their opinions about music.
What true metal REALLY means: Metal that comes from the heart, is played with real passion, and is not made just for money or mass appeal - NOT "any band that I really like." False metal is any metal that is the opposite of this - NOT "any band that I don't like," unlike what many of the idiots on this site say. ALSO, a poser is someone who tries to be something/one that they are not by any means, like a preppy trying to be an emo - NOT "any person who doesn't like Manowar."
What this basically means is that there may be a band out there that you like, but is not "true metal," and there may be a band that you really hate, but they ARE "true metal." And hell, there may be some big Manowar fans out there who are total posers themselves. Don't bend their words to try to justify any dumb opinion you may have.
For example, some people have said Lamb of God is true metal. The other day, someone on a message board said Lamb of God is false metal. So what does this mean then? Neither of those fans know ANYTHING about true/false metal. They are just throwing words around to try to seem like their opinion is law, and that "I know what I'm talking about because Manowar said so."
But, if you leave some of the moronic super fans out, Manowar is really a great, talented band that's worth a listen for anyone who likes metal.
Sadly, however, their reputation is ruined by self-righteous "Manowarriors" who throw around the words "true metal," "false metal" and "poser" to justify all of their opinions about music.
What true metal REALLY means: Metal that comes from the heart, is played with real passion, and is not made just for money or mass appeal - NOT "any band that I really like." False metal is any metal that is the opposite of this - NOT "any band that I don't like," unlike what many of the idiots on this site say. ALSO, a poser is someone who tries to be something/one that they are not by any means, like a preppy trying to be an emo - NOT "any person who doesn't like Manowar."
What this basically means is that there may be a band out there that you like, but is not "true metal," and there may be a band that you really hate, but they ARE "true metal." And hell, there may be some big Manowar fans out there who are total posers themselves. Don't bend their words to try to justify any dumb opinion you may have.
For example, some people have said Lamb of God is true metal. The other day, someone on a message board said Lamb of God is false metal. So what does this mean then? Neither of those fans know ANYTHING about true/false metal. They are just throwing words around to try to seem like their opinion is law, and that "I know what I'm talking about because Manowar said so."
But, if you leave some of the moronic super fans out, Manowar is really a great, talented band that's worth a listen for anyone who likes metal.
Generic Manowar Fan: Manowar is the best band ever! Hail and Kill!! I don't like the majority of the world's other bands though, so they're all false metal!! Everyone who likes them is a poser!!!
Normal Manowar Fan: Dude... shut up, or Manowar will come out and rip your face off for disgracing their name.
Normal Manowar Fan: Dude... shut up, or Manowar will come out and rip your face off for disgracing their name.
by Someone who likes metal June 11, 2007
A Power or True metal band
Many feel that their music is repetitive...songs about glory, freedom, blood, kings and heavy metal...but these people are posers...there isnt a band more metal than ManOwaR...
"Heavy Metal...Or No Metal At All...Wimps and Posers...Leave the Hall!!"
Many feel that their music is repetitive...songs about glory, freedom, blood, kings and heavy metal...but these people are posers...there isnt a band more metal than ManOwaR...
"Heavy Metal...Or No Metal At All...Wimps and Posers...Leave the Hall!!"
That shitty Kerrang mag said Manowar were one of the worst bands ever...Ooook...you can stick to Linkin Park then Mr.Kerrang you faggot
by Steven January 26, 2005
"Fighting the World Every Day
Fighting the World
For our right to play
HEAVY METAL!!!!!"
-Fighing the World, Manowar
Fighting the World
For our right to play
HEAVY METAL!!!!!"
-Fighing the World, Manowar
by Maxxwell April 27, 2006
by Stutley November 28, 2003
The greatest metal band ever, kings of metal
only fags like Pete (peter mc keown)
who listen to 50 cent and likin park dont like them
only fags like Pete (peter mc keown)
who listen to 50 cent and likin park dont like them
Manowar are amazing, Karl Logan is so much beter than Pete its hard to believe(Pete cant even play the riff of for whom the bell tolls)
by David Hasselhoff April 19, 2005