lunchmeat

another name for a grundle, beanstalk, or in some rare cases a chode

that ho was sucking his lunchmeat

by Ben Dover January 7, 2004

lunchmeat

a term of endearment.
can also be said in spanish (el carne de almuerzo).

"I love you my dear lunchmeat"
"as i do you"

by mrs_warhol June 29, 2004

lunchmeat

a type of man (meat) that you would never try.

Amy: "Oh my god, check out these guys walking in here."
Brittany: "Eww those are nothing but a pack of lunchmeats girl."

by Brittany319 September 18, 2006

Lunchmeat

Anything on the human body that can be giggled.

Yo girl, lemme giggle that lunchmeat.

by BirthSquirt September 27, 2013

lunchmeat caserole

A sweaty, salty, musky, unwashed vagina. Often compared to the stench of a decomposing rodent in the summer.

Hey babe, the wife is out of town and I was hoping maybe you could come over and bring me some of your famous lunchmeat caserole.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

lunchmeat curtains

When a woman has really lose lips, no, not those lips, yes, THOSE lips.

I went to go down on her, then I saw her lunchmeat curtains and had to stop.

by ExtremeGamer August 2, 2003

Lunchmeat Surprise

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.

Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!

by BenjaminFrank February 21, 2009