Going Lindsay

1.Driving while intoxicated.
2.Driving intoxicated, and smashing up your ride.
3.Driving intoxicated, smashing up your ride,then fleeing the scene. Leaving the Blow behind, opptional.

Frank: Phil left the bar mucho baracho.
Susan: I guess he's Going Lindsay?

Going Lindsay by v83image January 7, 2009

Going Lindsay

1.Driving while intoxicated.
2.Driving intoxicated, and smashing up your ride.
3.Driving intoxicated, smashing up your ride,then fleeing the scene. Leaving the Blow behind, opptional.

Frank: Phil left the bar mucho baracho.
Susan: I guess he's Going Lindsay?

Going Lindsay by v83image February 14, 2008

Lindsey Graham 

A closeted Southern Republican who is as confused about his support for Trump as he is with his own sexuality; he can bitch-slap Trump one day and blow him the next.

When confronted by a Lindsey Graham, Trump doesn’t know whether to cover his face or pull out his dick.

Lindsey Graham by IntlManoMystery February 19, 2019

Lindsey Graham Cracker

1. (Verb) To give an misogynistic, borderline-hysterical political performance for the benefit of a legislative body and/or a well-connected sexual predator.

2. (Noun) A sniveling, closeted Republican hack from South Carolina.

1. "Jerry's speech at the town meeting sure was over-the-top -- what kind of a person argues AGAINST 18 U.S.C. § 2250 (Failure to register)? Someone there should tell him there's no point in Lindsey Graham Cracker-ing federal law!"

2. New cadets at the Citadel beware: often, older men claiming to offer "special mentorship" and invitations off campus to drink mint juleps are nothing more than Lindsey Graham Crackers lying in wait.

Lindsey Graham Cracker by Public Publius October 11, 2018

Lindsey Graham Cracker

Senator Lindsey Graham’s new nickname after the Kavanaugh debacle.

That good ol’ Confederate white boy, Lindsey Graham Cracker, will have his ass voted straight out of the Senate at the next election.

Lindsey Graham Cracker by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018

Lindsey Graham 

A fluffer. In reference to Lindsey Graham performing fellatio on Donald John Trump before they screw America.

“Ted Cruz was the gay porn star’s Lindsey Graham.“

Lindsey Graham by KnowSpin January 9, 2021

Lindsey Graham 

A Republican Senator from South Carolina that frequently plays ass-grab with John McCain, and Joe Lieberman. Attempted to gain the Republican Party presidential ticket in the 2016 election course, but suspended his campaign due to low poll numbers and absence of support.

Lindsey Graham called Republican candidate and now president Donald Trump a "jackass." Trump later came back by calling Graham a idiot, and releasing out his personal cell phone number.

Lindsey Graham by BlenderThatBlendsThings February 1, 2017