Keiser

a keiser is someone who is a massiv Bøv and a biggit. He often says dumb thing like "what up guys are we going to the pub today" and make dumb jokes nobody laughs at.

We should leave Keiser after we have seen football

by 30InchesSoft November 2, 2023

patrick kreiser

When you wear a hat on your head, but you wear it in a way that it doesn't protect your face at all.

What are you dressing up as? I'm going as Patrick Kreiser!
Hey look, there's a Patrick Kreiser!
I'm going for the Patrick Kreiser look, you should try it out!

by snortings June 4, 2018

keiser

-noun
1. something having a large head in comparison to its body

-verb
2. to propel oneself using gravitational pull and momentum caused by tilting one's head in certain direction

3. related word: keiserism - noun- a trite phrase expressed in a nasally manner with much undeserved enthusiam

1. After his accident involving large-scale machinery, the construction worker's head swelled to the size of a keiser

2. That small child with an elephant-sized head is keisering in order to win the race.

3. Examples of keiserisms: "HOLY SMOKES!" "STOP IT OFF!" "JUST KIDDING...BUT SERIOUSLY!" "AAANGH!"

by PustulePaul January 23, 2009

Keisen

Keisen is the name of a very attractive guy. Usually with an amazing personality, and is always looking out for everybody else. They love to sing and laugh and they have an incredible singing voice. They try to stay out of drama but they also seem to attract it. :p They are taken most of the time, but they're girlfriend. Their smile is breathetaking and their eyes are even better. You would be extremly lucky if you ever get to meet one.

Did you hear Keisen has an amazing body?

Yes, I did.

by amandalee94 December 7, 2010

keisean

A fat dick that ruins a vagina

johns keisean ruined me

by derek cockers March 9, 2015

Keiser

When playing any Call of Duty game you throw a grenade randomly and kill someone.

Yo man, i just keiserd that guy playin COD 6!

by Qaurter licker March 14, 2010

keiser soze

a girl who starts talking to a guy at a bar then proceeds to get so drunk that when she gets up to either go to the bathroom or get another drink she forgets who she was talking too. leaving the guy dumbfounded and wondering where she went.

i was talking to this girl last night and she pulled a keiser soze on me. she went to the bathroom and just like that poof she was gone.

by MLui April 12, 2008