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Kyeise is a short girl, and never learns her lesson she is fucking dumb as bricks and has absolutely NO self respect. She is inlove with men who don’t even give ashit about her, she’s ugly and most likely girls named kyeise are cross eyed…. But overall KYEISE is a dum girl with no self respect.
Gurl: who’s KYEISE??

Man: a dum bitch who on my dick rn
Kyeise by Badbitchbutty November 19, 2023
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An out-spoken young lady who sometimes like to keep to herself. Kyeishas are always willing to lend a helping hand. Kyeishas are loyal and caring. They don't trust too many people and they love hard. Kyeishas are one of the best friends you could have.
Dang, if only I had someone like Kyeisha.
Kyeisha by yellabonethang October 9, 2013
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keiser soze 

1) the boogie man for criminals that will mutilate the ones that fuck with him or dont do as he says, then he will devestate the lives of all that persons family, friends, and anybody that knew that person that are still alive, if anybody tries to stop him he will kill them too, living legend (from the movie Usual Suspects)

2) one of the nicknames that lord infamous (the well-known memphis rapper) uses in his music
for both; listen to "I'm Losing It" by Lord Infamous off the Tear Da Club Up Thug's album CrazyNDaLazDayz (intro is a clip from the movie)- "you think you can catch keiser soze? you think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught and sticks his head out? if he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me, after that my guess is you'll never hear from me again"
keiser soze by ATS November 8, 2007
Really sweet and innocent but when you get to know her it's a whole other story. She gives way too many chances to people cuz she's so kind-hearted. She's a lover not a fighter but when stuff goes down she'll be there.
Kylise your so sweet.
Kylise by Freaky asf January 20, 2019
Compassionate and fun-loving, can be emotional, but is often reserved. Has a carefree attitude, but is always vigilant. Strong willed, an old souled, loyal ride or die.
She's definitely a kreiser!
kreiser by khkmd March 23, 2017

Keiserpants

A characteristic or feature of a person, usually pertaining to appearance, that is holding them back from reaching their potential coolness capabilities, in so far, that if this feature is corrected perfection will be obtained.
"My god. That ugly bead necklace that he wears is definitely his keiserpants."
Keiserpants by toosh-a-poosh March 6, 2009

Keiser University

Formerly Keiser College, Keiser University is a popular career-focused college offering many associate and a few bachelor degrees in the most sought after fields of the moment. Keiser has many campuses all over the state of Florida. Their most poular programs are the associate degrees in the medical fields such as Radiologic Technologist, Nuclear Medicine Technologist and Nursing. Business and Criminal Justice are popular programs as well. Their majors (this school reffers to them as "programs") change as the economy and workforce change, so that they're always offering the degrees that are most in demand. The vast majority of their students don't want a traditional four year college degree and many are parents that are seeking a higher income to better support their families. Because this school is expensive, it's recommended you only attend this school if you're getting an Associate's degree in one of their medical programs which are not readily offered at most other colleges. However, if you're getting a degree that you can find almost anywhere else such as Business, this school is not worth the cost.
What college are you going to?

I don't want to be in school forever, so I'm getting my Associate's degree in Nuclear Medicine at Keiser University.
Keiser University by MiamiJenn March 9, 2008