JizzBitch

A bitch who likes to be jazzmed on.

Look at that jizz bitch. I need to teach her a lesson and unload on her.

by Timmy July 29, 2004

jizznatch

A derogatory term that only derogates the user, since it is an unfortunate example of his or her own asinine behaviour and vocabulary.

Also... to jizz on one's snatch.

Jizznatch! I Jizzed on your Snatch!

by Molloy November 11, 2004

Jizzito

a Mojito cocktail with a secret proportion of jizz mixed in. best served heavily beaten and freshly applied so the sperm is still alive. this is a very difficult task because the timing must be impeccable.

Alex: Hey Tom, I'll just get your Mojito more ice.
(stirs freshly squirted jizz into drink)
Alex: How is it?
Tom: Mmmm, I love the sweet taste and the overall texture.
Alex: Dude, you just drank a Jizzito.
Tom: Whaaaa?

by Patrice Smegma December 29, 2010

Jizzjitsu

The act of teleporting semen into a suspect/s body or pockets, mastered by Law Enforcement Officers

During training I had to go to Nepal and learn the ways of Jizzjitsu

by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022

Limp Jizzkit

The state of a cock that has just been ridden the shit out of.

Holy shit man, she fucked me so hard I had a Limp Jizzkit for days.

by Mr. Asshole August 8, 2006

jizzpit

the pit in which the jizz is disposed. (vagina)

stick it up my jizzpit.

by mcfuckface September 26, 2009

jizzitation

when ur guy jizzes on a girls titty during sexual relations and looks like she lactated.

"i thought i was lactating Nancy! then he told me it was just jizzitation."

by Nefertiti1275 April 28, 2007