JEWmit

A JEWmit is a disgusting, repulsive creature that hates everything and everyone. He loves potatoes a lot and wants to have sex with them, he also has a hideous wig that covers his bald head. Also he smells like shit

Damn dude you’re really acting like a JEWmit today.

Fuck JEWmit

by mini_marker June 2, 2019

JewBitch

It's a JewBitch, usally said from Cartman in South Park.

Kyle, Your mom is a stupid JewBitch.

by Thomas James D. September 26, 2010

jewbituary

A Jewish obituary

Hey, did you see that Weinstien died? Yeah I just read his Jewbituary in the newspaper this morning.

by Smshorty September 9, 2016

Jewtits

A pair of jewish breasts

her jewtits we're enormous

by Nathan drummond December 24, 2007

Jewnitarian

A combination of Jew and Universalist Unitarian.

My neighbor is a Universalist Unitarian and her boyfriend is Jewish. They are having a Jewnitarian wedding.

by lynx wings April 24, 2005

jewnity

jew - ni - ty
noun, plural.
1. A Jew's state of being one, at peace with his Jewiness.
2. A whole or totality of all Jews in jewnison.
3. The combination of several Jews working together as individual parts of a whole, jewnification.

1. Mr. Goldstein has finally reached jewnity.
2. Israel is a nation brought together by jewnity.
3. The cast of Seinfeld really shows you that jewnity is possible.

by RenatoM January 16, 2008

Jewition

The ability to identify someone as being Jewish. Similar to gaydar.

From Jew + intuition.

Working as a carpenter for the local synagogue, Henry swiftly developed an excellent Jewition.

by iyc81 September 29, 2006