A JEWmit is a disgusting, repulsive creature that hates everything and everyone. He loves potatoes a lot and wants to have sex with them, he also has a hideous wig that covers his bald head. Also he smells like shit
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The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.
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