JEWmit

A JEWmit is a disgusting, repulsive creature that hates everything and everyone. He loves potatoes a lot and wants to have sex with them, he also has a hideous wig that covers his bald head. Also he smells like shit

Damn dude you’re really acting like a JEWmit today.

Fuck JEWmit

JEWmit by mini_marker June 2, 2019

Jewpiter 

A large bottom of a jewish person, named so for resembling our solar system's largest planet

Max's butt is so big we named it Jewpiter

Jewpiter by BatjewK July 12, 2006

jewjitsu 

The kung fu art practiced by those of jewish decent. Typically it involves throwing stars of david.

Hey Barry Goldstein is a black belt in jewjitsu, don't mess with him.

jewjitsu by dannyfisch December 20, 2007

Jewnited States of America 

The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them

The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.

Jewnited States of America by Max Fillpot September 27, 2021

jewitch 

A practitioner of Judaism and any form of magickal practice.

Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who have become Wiccan. Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who practice an earth-based and mystical form of the religion. It is a broad umbrella-term for a wide range of spiritual practice.

jewitch by Carly Lesser April 19, 2006

jewmate 

an excessively cheap person who shares a room, house, or apartment with others

After finding out that a book was not available at the library my jewmate Ryan read the entire book at Barnes & Noble so that he wouldn't have to purchase it.

jewmate by Geveffe January 18, 2009

Jewmidity 

Term descriptive of the percentage of Jewish people at an event or place.

Wow.....the Jewmidity at this resort is so ridiculously high!

Jewmidity by Orangeairplane September 16, 2012