Covid Hypertesting Disorder

One of the 45th POTUS’s many nasty little psychological diagnoses.

There’s no disputing it, the President is an entirely different animal, he is allowed, if not expected, to have a Covid Hypertesting Disorder!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2020

hygerta

She is the best and most amazing friend in the world. She is stunning, sweet, great mother just straight up perfect. She doesn't realize how amazing she is because she is humble and kind and everybody loves and admires her. She is the best cousin in the world.

I am blessed to have an Hygerta as a family.

by Jerzeeydee May 26, 2021

Hubertus

Bavarian origin, he is the Protector of the hunters for the German speaking people. A Hubertus is known to be tall, handsome and dark haired. Also, a very kind person in nature. Due to his origin, he is an expert with weapons and a superb Marksman. If you ever find yourself in a bad situation (like a bank robbery) you will be blessed when a Hubertus is close. When approached by a Hubertus, let him know you come in peace. Say; „Hubertus, thank you for your service“ then lead him to some beautiful girls because he is a protector.

Ashley: Yesterday I met a Hubertus!
Katharine: Damn girl, you got yourself a fine ass protector!

by ElGobo January 19, 2019

Hubert's Grandmother

The sexiest human being ever. Quite attractive but kind of takes things too fast. She usually tells Hubert that 'somebody at du phone 4 u'. She has a relationship with Hubert's friends Tin Nooyin. She is extremely hot and is kind of a slag. She usually spends days out and sleeps elsewhere. She is rude but honest. And She hates Ichibon Sushi.

Person 1: Hubert told me his grandmother gave him some special favours when she saw his good grades.
Person 2: Dang, Hubert's Grandmother is hot.

by Dwinter Glik June 11, 2018

hypertypo

An ironic semi-retraction of a lengthy preceding statement, especially in a chat or text convo.

A: "i put it that you are a loathsome, nefarious cad and bounder"
B: "wtd ??"
A: "soz, hypertypo"

by jscriv December 3, 2009

Hubert Cumberdale

Hubert Cumberdale is a finger puppet, no doubt a creation by Salad Fingers himself due to the fact that he is afraid of human vocal projections. He supposedly tastes like soot and poo, and occationally will appear to Salad Fingers, when he is in an altered state of mind, becoming angry for fleeting moments.

example? Well I don't think I can really give you an example.. thats just asking way too much of me...

by Marjory Stewart-Baxter January 8, 2005

hyperthyroidism

a condition of the thyroid when it swells and does not act properly, typically you will act very skitsophrenic and yell for random reasons, also your eyes might turn red and swell until they pop out of your head and dangle by threads

I once knew this girl who had hyperthyroidism.

by kaleidescope November 17, 2007