Dude, I accidentally hegsethed in guy to our group chat.... I've started a new "smaller group" one, here's the link.
by Kuncho May 7, 2025
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by Skip the Obtuse June 4, 2025
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A desperate act of a deeply closeted gay male trying to avoid beeing outed; especially power bottoms. Designed to deflect attention from their obvious love of men and reenforce their heterosexual image in the public eye.
Donald: "I have to admire that macho vibe of Pete. He's all man; just like Arnold Palmer."
JD: "Sir, I'm sorry to report there's a new web video of him going down on Lindsey"
Donald: "Shit. Call DOD, Tell them I've authorized deployment of an emergency Hegseth"
JD: "Sir, I'm sorry to report there's a new web video of him going down on Lindsey"
Donald: "Shit. Call DOD, Tell them I've authorized deployment of an emergency Hegseth"
by hesgottogo June 4, 2025
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by WhereYat March 26, 2025
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Steve: I bet you don't own 51 American flags! You must hate this country!
Sarah: You're being a Pete Hegseth. Go suck off Putin!
Steve: I already have!
Sarah: You're being a Pete Hegseth. Go suck off Putin!
Steve: I already have!
by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019
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by popbulligan December 5, 2024
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