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Hegseth

(Verb) to completely blow OPSEC by being a moron.
He really Hegseth‘d that kidnapping up when he sent out the ransom note on custom stationary with his real name on it.
by kaitechnolust March 28, 2025
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Full Hegseth

Getting drunk and dropping inappropriate stuff in a work groupchat because your opsec is secure
"I had to call HR because Larry went Full Hegseth after beers at lunch, he said Janice's tits are primo. This is why nobody invites him out"
by JWR8 March 26, 2025
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Hegseth

Adding the wrong person to a group text.
Also, sending a message to the wrong person.
Being drunk, not a requirement.
Ope! Didn't mean to pull a hegseth, but that text was actually meant for my girlfriend Annie. I don't normally talk dirty to Angie my therapist.
by Uncle Spoopy March 27, 2025
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doing a Hegseth

When caught doing something wrong, to deny it utterly and insult and demean the person who caught you doing it.
"I heard a cop caught Jim running a red light and nearly hitting someone. He said the light was green, it was the other guy's fault, and the cop was fat, stupid and blind."
"Oh, he was doing a Hegseth, then!"
by xdemos March 29, 2025
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Hegseth

A verb - to Hegseth or Hegsething means to badly attempt to gaslight someone into believing something wasn’t said or done despite there being reciepts (e.g screenshots of texts or pictures of irrefutable proof). This comes from Pete Hegseth unskilled attempt to gaslight the American people, after the news about the SignalGate war planning texts were released.
I can’t believe my man tried to Hegseth me into believing he didn’t cheat when I have screen shots of the nudes he sent her AND video of them together in bed.
by Shawtnsweet March 27, 2025
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Hegseth Jager Bombs

When you drink a bottle of Jager and accidentally share classified bombing plans.
I started the night with a nice steak and bottle of wine, but next thing I know I’m doing Hegseth Jager Bombs again.
by WhereYat March 26, 2025
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Hegsethed

When a day drunk is shithammered enough before noon to tweet out the nuclear codes.
Bro got so Hegsethed off bottomless mimosas that he tried to Facebook message his sister a dick pic but accidentally posted it as a public story
by Phemulyn Misteke March 29, 2025
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