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Hegseth

A desperate act of a deeply closeted gay male trying to avoid beeing outed; especially power bottoms. Designed to deflect attention from their obvious love of men and reenforce their heterosexual image in the public eye.

Donald: "I have to admire that macho vibe of Pete. He's all man; just like Arnold Palmer."
JD: "Sir, I'm sorry to report there's a new web video of him going down on Lindsey"
Donald: "Shit. Call DOD, Tell them I've authorized deployment of an emergency Hegseth"

by hesgottogo June 4, 2025