guapsexual

Only being arose by cash, money, Funds, or the Guap

Bring don’t even mess with girls, he all about the funds, straight up guapsexual

by Guapsexual June 21, 2020

Up the Gumpstump

"Up the Gumpstump" is a saying used to describe a large quantity of anything.

Elderly people are more prone to saying "Up the Gumpstump" than other people. Most particularly when they are stressed about something they have a lot of.

Merged words (gump & stump) believed to be originated from the words gum stump. A gum stump is a stump of a gum or Eucalyptus tree.

Used as an exclamation!

Geez Jim, we've got gophers up the gumpstump!

My my Helen, I have fleas up the gumpstump!

Holy toledo! Mutant Ninja Turtles up the gumpstump!

by *echo* July 7, 2010

toilet guppies

When you jack off into the toilet and the semen floats around like little fish.

I felt really good after jacking off, but felt bad to flush the toilet guppies after.

by blue dog March 11, 2015

guppy stomper

Slang for a sadistic prison guard known for enjoying stomping and killing inmates’ companion animals.

Yeah, that pathetic guppy stomper is a real piece of work.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

Gumpshun

quick-witted, smart mouthed, wise ass etc.

"My Grandmama used to say 'boy you got gumpshun' " -- Big K.R.I.T

by Misshoneyblunts October 5, 2010

guppy

When a person makes a pouting face that resembles a fishes face. Also someone who is upset is "guppying".

"I can't believe that pookie. She has been such a guppy all week."

by running out of patience March 13, 2008

GURPS

acronym for Generic Universal Role Playing System, published by the Steve Jackson Games company of Texas.

GURPS allows players to simulate action in virtually any historical or imaginary setting.

by Figleaf23 November 4, 2007