Jot Gritty

Similar to Minosyndrome and or the opposite of Ahmedonome, Jot Gritty is to either go fishing or to want to fart on an infant child.

Let's go jot gritty in Doki-Doki.

I really want to jot gritty on Susan's child.

by Dukey A.A February 19, 2023

Guilty Birds

When you're up so late (normally due to impending deadline) that the dawn chorus starts, reminding you of how tired you're going to be the next day and making you feel guilty for leaving the work until the last minute

Ahhh man, i had to stay up so late to finish this work that the guilty birds were out, then i felt bad!!

by 9457read July 3, 2011

guilty pleasure

Something that you shouldn't like, but like anyway.

A cigarette every now and then is a guilty pleasure for me.

by SuperSonicX September 23, 2005

Guilty Pleasure

Something that someone likes, even if they're aware of its faults. In some cases, they may even have difficulty finding something positive to say about it.

Person A: Why exactly do you like some of the things you like? The appeal in some of them is lost on me.
Person B: Well, I... Huh. That's a really good question. I guess they're what I'd call guilty pleasures.
Person A: Fair enough.

by Ryan Clark Jr. July 2, 2017

Gutty-works

Your intestines, stomach and wot not.

'Meh gutty-works are playing up mate.'

'Might ave been that curry we had last night?'

by ShiverShiverton September 25, 2011

Gay until proven guilty

It is a state of mind that assumes that everyone is gay until evidence of being straight is presented. People who follow this philosophy don’t typically judge those who are found “guilty” because they know that everyone can’t be perfect.

Person 1: “Do you think Mike is gay?”

Person 2: “Well, gay until proven guilty! I haven’t seen any evidence of him being straight.”

by Mique Zee October 10, 2021

Gritty Uncle

The process of masturbating with sand in your hands.

1) Tom Hanks in Cast Away had to give himself Gritty Uncles for 4 years because of his loneliness. It was not pleasant.

by dcruzado January 25, 2011