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goitcha

A somewhat inappropriate act popularized in Britain during the mid to late 1700's in which the crotch of a family member is playfully grabbed by a fellow family member.
Dad: Goitcha!
*Dad proceeds to grab his daughter's crotch*
Daughter: DAD! Stop it with the goitcha already!
by bitocrumpet June 14, 2011
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head glitch

while playing call of duty you get behind something where only your head is showing but you can still shoot your gun as if nothing is in front of you
dang i just got killed by a kid head glitching the wall
by scott kpv August 20, 2011
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Gotchies

Pull up your pants. Your gotchies are showing!
by snplgal April 15, 2008
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The Glitch Mob

1. A group of musicians, comprised of Ed Ma (edIT), Justin Boreta (Boreta) and Josh Mayer (Ooah).

The group was formed in 2006 by Kraddy, who left in 2009. Kitty-D was also in the group. He also left.

Oh, they are also really good. They have introduced many mixtapes and their debut album, Drink the Sea, is pretty fucking amazing.
The Glitch Mob isn't new...

Anyone who claims this group is new should be slapped silly for their ridiculous ignorance and overall stupidity.

Go have a musical revival and be educated.
by Sellious November 5, 2011
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glitch

Glitch: (noun) a mistake, error, or sudden lapse in judgment

Glitch: (verb) to make a mistake, to make an error, or to have a sudden lapse in judgment; to mess something up

Glitched: (adj.) something that is messed up; something that is not right/ fair
(noun) I didn't mean to tell Jake you like him-- it was a glitch!

(verb) Man, I glitched so hard last night when I got with Stephanie.

(adj.) He was so rude to you-- that was so glitched
by yaśssssssssss September 20, 2016
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Goinched

The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.
You goinched him pretty hard last night, he can't even walk right now!
by YGproductions April 9, 2016
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glitch

A small, often almost indescribable thing ... a paperclip ... a thinger ... a piece of snackfood, for example a Dorito chip, which in this case can describe a plate or container of snackfood, especially when in its plural form ... glitches ... an appetiser.

A very useful thinking word when you cannot remember its name ... a what-cha-ma-call-it ... a thing-a-ma-bob.
Needing a paper clip to secure his printout, John asks his secretary for a glitch.

Can you please pass me a glitch?

You dropped a glitch on the floor!

Would you like some glitches while we're watching TV? Note how descriptive this is of chips or nachos. With nachos you remove a chip (glitch) one glitch at a time. Even the cheese on nachos can be refered to as glitch ... Would you like some extra glitch on your glitches?

Shall we go to Red Robin for glitches? going for appetisers

Fluffy left a glitch for you on the floor. referring to a piece of dry catfood brought as a gift or perhaps a piece of dried poo or hairball found about the place.

I'm glitched-out meaning I've eaten too many/much ... i.e. chips

A glitch for you, a glitch for me referring to sharing and distributing Raisinets or other small candy at a movie theatre. Popcorn is never properly referred to as glitches, perhaps because of its oily nature.
by Loodje van Slooten June 27, 2009
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