Gloobenshmire

The cheesy substance that builds up in the space between youre ballsack and your asshole. The texture is similar to toe jam.

Robert: Damn dude, i got some major gloobenshmire going on here.
Ricky: Ewwwwww stay away from me man.... i dont wanna get all glooby.

by notyourmomsloverman September 27, 2011

gloobanga

When you a person only pursues a Male/Female to cum in their Asshole

I am part of the church of Gloobanga.
I am Gloobanging her.
Did you see how that Gloobanger took that niggafart like a pro?!

by Professional Gloobanger May 18, 2023

Gloobtuber

A tube of yogurt that blogs everyday

I sent my yogurt out to be a gloobtuber today but he squirted all over my cumfungulous

by Deffy21 December 20, 2020

Glowjob

A simple blow job (in any enviroment perferably public) while wearing a glow necklace around the shaft of your penis.

Jesse: Hey Steve, did you see that glowjob I got at the Fourth of July fireworks yesterday?
Steve: Yeah, I could see it across the whole field!

by Wet Ones October 22, 2008

Gloober

The piece a food that gets stuck between your teeth, particularly showing up during job interviews, dates, or family portraits.

"Dude, I hope you didn't smile-- you have a nasty gloober in your tooth."

by TheHotPop May 3, 2007

gloober

A failed attempt at expelling phlem or other liquid material from one's mouth with the end result of having the liquid material land on the originator's chin, forehead shirt, or other part of the body.

Nice job genius, you just gloobered on yourself.. I guess that teaches you to spit in public..

by Jimi Spier December 27, 2007

Gloober

A fat dab.

That gloober got me faced.

by GANGeskahn November 21, 2020