Goosed

To have sex with a girl with the intention of never calling or seeing her again.

Cody totally goosed that chick last night.

or...

Gril 1: That guy still hasn't called me
Girl 2: Did you have sex with him?
Girl 1: Yeah, he was hot
Girl 2: You totally got goosed

by PartyBoy73 November 18, 2011

Goosed

The act of a dog putting their nose in your frontal crotch area.

1. That dog totally just goosed me! I feel so violated!

by xskwizmx March 28, 2010

Goosed

To "pull out" or "eject" rapidly during intercourse and ejaculate on your partners belly.

I totally mavericked her hole, ejected from the cockpit, and goosed on her belly!

by brainstorm85 May 11, 2011

Goosed

Completely letting down friends or coworkers by not coming through on a simple task. When asked to right the situation, accomplish the bare minimum just to spite those around.

He really goosed everyone on bring chilli to work day.

by Cruzinbill April 15, 2014

Goosed

1. The act in which a person screws something up, or to be a screw-up (being a "goose")
2. To be extremely drunk on the vodka brand "Grey Goose"

1. You: "Uh-oh, i forgot to give that woman her five dollars in change"

Me: "You goosed it, bud!"

2. You: "I drank so much last night that I don't remember anything"

Me: "You got really goosed on vodka and then passed out with that haggard ass chick.

by GooseMan March 26, 2013

Goosed

Past tense-To mess up or ruin

Oh boy I sure goosed that joke

by Writers_Instinct April 15, 2018

goosed

to get so shitfaced, you can't walk straight, and you stare at walls and such

Steven: "kent, are you wasted"
Kent: "Dawg, i am goosed"
Steven: "Word"

by Steven February 26, 2003