fuckrod

My best new putdown that sounds a lot better with a Jerry Seinfeld delivery like he's saying "Newman"

Try turning it clockwise you fuckrod

by daventura September 30, 2003

Fucknod

Abbreviated form of the term Fuck Nodule. A total fuck. Someone who is such a giant fuck that it is instantly and painfully obvious that they are such. Even in a group of fucks the fucknod stands out as a particularly worthless and irritating fucker.

The entire cast of Mad TV is a bunch of fucks, but Michael McDonald, the douche nozzle who plays that fag weasel Stuart, is a total fucknod. God I hate that bastard.

by Magnificent Seven November 25, 2005

fuckwod

an incompetent male with an increasingly large inability to sustain any sort of female relationship. He constantly finds himself in situations where his options are to be a skankhoe or grow up and act like an adult human being. There is no evidence that he has ever chosen the latter. He often claims that he just doesn't have time or that he just can't handle a relationship. (of course, this realization comes about after macking with the girl). You'd think at least have a little room, considering the size of that jock strap.

"So after he watched me watch him suck her face, he had the nerve to text me."
"what the fucking fuck? what a fuckwod."

i.e; Hayden Harrington.

by yahhbitchyahhh. January 6, 2009

Fucktod

I don't know what it means but I wore a Yankees hat to a Red Sox game at Fenway and everyone seemed to think it was my name.

The Yankees can eat a bag of dicks, you idiot fucktod!

by Spudsy G April 1, 2022

fuckgoddamn

fuckgoddamn combining fuck and goddamn more powerful and more vulgar than fuck and goddamn alone when fuck and goddamn want do and youre not afraid and propelled to use stronger language and more profanity

fuckgoddamn my dog ate my favorite pants last night

my neighbors dog crapped on my driveway and i had to clean it up fuckgoddamn

by littlejimmie March 19, 2019

fuckrod

Slang term for "penis."

I'm about to pull out my fat fuckrod and take a piss!

by Bally McSackerson September 3, 2003

fuckbody

a lazy fuck, usually does not contribute much if any to the sexual intercourse, acting more as a body there to be fucked, rather than as a buddy with which you have a good time fucking.

Dave: So I heard Sarah's your fuckbuddy, that true?
Mike: Yeah, well, she's more like a fuckbody, she goes face down ass up and makes me do all the work.
Dave: I hate that shit.
Mike: Yeah, she's supposed to be an active participant.

by Crowlae November 8, 2010