flacid 

Loose.
acronym- erect

Big... Flacid... Sausage-Penis.

Dude his penis is very big and flacid.

flacid by whoo April 12, 2005

flacid 

Acronym for Failed Lovers Against Caller ID. Pronounced "flaccid."

flacid by zooa November 3, 2003

Flacid February 

The month of February where the person to last the longest without a boner wins. A parody of the popular No Nut November. The two exclusions from the competition is Morning Wood, and other incels and faggots grabbing you.

Steve:”I’m doing Flacid February this year”
John:”That’s impossible to win”

Flacid February by Geykumes Foreskin December 3, 2018

flacid pancake 

Anyway ther way to say “limp bizkit”

Localization team: how are we going to avoid copyright??
Intern: flacid pancake

flacid pancake by GenosCyborg August 5, 2023

flacid pedro 

Noun. The state in which a man is too intoxicated to erect his penis. Also known as a very severe case of whisky dick.

Austin: "Hey man, you seemed way too drunk to function last night...did you hook up with that deaf girl?"

Will: "Oh I had no chance of getting it up, but you better believe I still fucked some sounds out of her with my flacid pedro anyways!!!"

flacid pedro by phillyyy March 6, 2011

Flacid cocksworth 

a unit of measure ranging from 3-6 inches used for linear measurements or a measure of volume.

My tee shot landed about a flacid cocksworth from the hole.

I have about a flacid cocksworth of milk left in my glass

Flacid cocksworth by theshopkeeper October 29, 2010

flacid chode 

A term to describe someone who has a penis which wider than it is longer but it also floppy.

Marcus has a flacid chode everytime he sees a naked woman.

flacid chode by BernieG95 January 21, 2018