Fapkin

Term defined as a flimsy paper and or towel used to clean up male semen in the sense of it has gotten everywhere. Usually best to let’er blow in this.

Daniel has blown all over my friggen couch bro. I’m gonna cop him some fapkins for his b-day!

by Dicky Robby November 10, 2021

Fawkin Joocy

Adj: To define one as being pleasant or appealing in the realm of aesthetics. Typically used to describe someone who frequents the gym on a regular basis and takes care of their appearance. To achieve this description, one should take pictures of themselves immediately after pumping iron and proceed to post said pictures on your favorite social media website. Any use of the term other than to describe a shredded male is incorrect and should be frowned upon.

1. "You look so Fawkin Joocy Brah. No Homo"

2. "Have you seen Zyzz's serratus? My god it looks so Fawkin Joocy"

by greenek December 27, 2011

fapping fuel

Any kind of material that is capable of helping one fap. It could be something as simple as the sight of a camel toe or as elaborate as the viewing of a hardcore porno. Every day, we see fapping fuel, and it is our duty to make sure that we put it in our wank bank for later use.

Keith: "So, I was looking at my girlfriend's magazines while I was taking a shit and I just couldn't stop myself from stroking my cock to the sexy cover of some model in her underwear. "
Kevin: "Well I guess that's what happens when you overload on that fapping fuel. Good thing you were in the bathroom when you saw it."

by thisplacesucksass March 28, 2015

faking the snake

to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing

Jim: "So he broke into her apartment, jumped her, tied her up, and kidnapped her. Oh, he also stole a pet snake."
Tim: "Hm, this story must be completely credible because a random, unnecessary detail was added in. Wait a second... he must've been faking the snake!"

by erectiledysfunction55 November 1, 2017

pussy fapping

To masturbate one's vagina.

Especially when it makes the sticky wet sounds.

Emily is pussy fapping loud again to furry porn

by Kandi Klover October 21, 2013

fatkini

A bikini that is for plus-sized women.

"That girl with the nice body has a nice fatkini!"

"Hey, do you sell fatkinis?"
"What?"
"Do you sell fatkinis? Bikinis for plus-szied women?"
"This is Abercrombie & Fitch, girl, of course we don't."

by Chris's_Zen May 24, 2013

Fapkins

The napkins you get with a bag of fast food. It's wasteful to throw the excess napkins away, so they are best put to use by catching underwear yogurt.

I got some Taco Bell last night and they gave me like 10 napkins. I only used one, so I thought "hey, I can use these other 9 to clean up jizz!" The fapkins proved useful, as I ran out of kleenex.

by Bruk September 29, 2008